What did the Mexican say when his homework flew out the window?

Where you going essay!

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Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

What does a Mexican duck say?

GUACK

Why did the man hire a Mexican gardener?

Because he was good at pulling weed

Fly Jokes More Fly Jokes

What do you call a flying Grizzly?

A bearoplane

How much do flying broomsticks cost at Hogwarts?

Quid each.

Window Jokes More Window Jokes

Why didn't Microsoft release Windows 9?

Because Windows 7 ate 9.

Why did microsoft go straight to windows 10?

They were trying to keep their German market.

Homework Jokes More Homework Jokes

What happened to your homework?

Pupil: I made it into a paper plane and someone hijacked it.

Why did the boy not do his homework?

He was ceebs