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What did the Mexican say when his homework flew out the window?

Where you going essay!

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Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

What did the Mexican princess ask her sister?

Tijuana build a snowman

What is a Mexican's favorite FPS?

Borderlands.

Fly Jokes More Fly Jokes

What would you call it if pigs were flying yesterday?

Swine flu

What is long, brown and covered in flies?

The welfare line.

Window Jokes More Window Jokes

Why have all these complete strangers started to poke around outside my window?

They wanna peek-a-chu.

What is it with people who text and drive?

I swear to god the next time I see this happen, I'll roll down my window and throw my beer at them.

Homework Jokes More Homework Jokes

What happened to your homework?

Pupil: I made it into a paper plane and someone hijacked it.

How is it when my son has homework,I have to be involved?

Dude,I already did my time.