How do tiny Mexicans cut their pizza?

Little Ceasars

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What do you call a short Mexican?

A paragraph, because he's not big enough to be an es.

Why do you never see Mexicans with acne?

They keep slipping off.

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How does a Mexican cut their pizza?

Little Caesars

What's the difference between a pizza and a baby?

A pizza doesn't scream when you break it in 8.

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How do you get a polar bear in the water?

First, you cut a hole in the ice, then you sprinkle some pees around the hole. When the polar bear goes to take a pee, you kick him in the ice hole!

What's the cutest part of a house?

The awning. I know, I'm sorry.