How do Mexicans cut their pizza?

Little Caesars

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What's the difference between "choice" and "choose?

Choice" is your ability to make decisions, "choose" are what Mexicans put on their feet.

What is a Mexicans closing sales pitch?

Kay-so-deal-a?

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How fast can you order a pizza?

HER: I don't- ME: *hits buzzer* NEXT

What kind of pizza did the Dalai Lama order?

One with everything

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Why did your sister cut a hole in her new umbrella?

Because she wanted to be able to tell when it stopped raining.

Why did Dr Frankenstein have his telephone cut off?

Because he wanted to win the Nobel Prize!

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What do Mexicans cut their pizza with?

I asked, "What " He said, "Little Caesars!"

What do Mexican midgets use to cut pizza?

Little Caesars