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How do tiny Mexicans cut their pizza?

Little Ceasars

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Which dessert did Darth Vader order in the Mexican restaurant?

Helado oscuro!

What do you call a Mexican that had his car stolen?

Carloss

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What's the definition of the perfect woman?

Four feet tall, fold back teeth, flat head so you can rest your beer on it, and turns into a pizza at midnight.

How do you get a Harvard graduate off your doorstep?

Tip him for the pizza.

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How was Rome cut in half?

With a pair of Caesars.

What do onions and people have in common?

I weep uncontrollably when I cut them.