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What is my girlfriend's favorite meal?

A dish called: "I don't know, you choose."

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How did Luke Skywalker know what Darth Vader got him for Christmas?

He felt his presents.

What's ur emergency?

Goldfish: I forgot Goldfish 911: Forgot what Goldfish: WHO IS THIS Goldfish 911: I DON'T KNOW

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What is the difference between pick and choose?

To pick is to make a selection... And choose are what Cubans wear on their feet.

How did Jared Fogle lose so much weight?

Because he chose from the kids menu