A dish called: "I don't know, you choose."
Dad: Where is the best place to hide an elephant? Me: I don't know, behind a big rock? Dad: In a tree silly. Me: In a tree? Dad: When's the last time you saw an elephant in a tree?
You know they're doing it, you just can't catch them at it.
I choose to go to Marilyn's hotel room this night and do the naughty things, not because she is easy, but because I am hard.
Because he wanted the worst cellphone service in the world.
