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What is my girlfriend's favorite meal?

A dish called: "I don't know, you choose."

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What do you call it when the women in the back of a Mexican brothel talk after working all night?

Whorechata. Probably my best original, lemme know what you think.

What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa?

Santa knows to stop after three Ho's.

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What are the rules about Canadians?

Does everybody get one Do I get to choose Where do I sign up

How much for 2 children?

She replied, "$9.50." "Awesome!" I said. "Do I get to choose or is it a lucky dip "