What is my girlfriend's favorite meal?

A dish called: "I don't know, you choose."

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Whats the difference between a shower thought and a joke?

I don't know you tell me.

How do you know you are in the gardening section of Home Depot?

Everything is priced in pesos.

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What did JFK say before going to visit Marilyn Monroe?

I choose to go to Marilyn's hotel room this night and do the naughty things, not because she is easy, but because I am hard.

What is Putin to Ukraina, a friend or a brother?

A brother, because you can choose your friends.