Why does California have more lawyers and New Jersey have more toxic waste dumps?

New Jersey got to choose first

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Lawyer Jokes More Lawyer Jokes

Why is a restless man in bed like a lawyer?

Because he lies on one side and then turns around and lies on the other one.

How can you tell when a lawyer is lying?

His lips are moving.

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What did Delaware?

A New Jersey

Why did New York get all the lawyers, and New Jersey all the toxic waste sites?

New Jersey picked first.

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Why did the customer choose T-Mobile?

Because he wanted the worst cellphone service in the world.

Why couldn't the dolphin choose a career?

She had no sense of porpoise.

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Why is it that New Jersey got all the toxic waste dumps and California got all the lawyers?

New Jersey had first choice.

Whose fault is it that California always has earthquakes?

San Andreas fault.

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Why is it that New Jersey got all the toxic waste dumps and California got all the lawyers?

New Jersey had first choice.

Why does California have more lawyers and New Jersey have more toxic waste dumps?

New Jersey got to choose first