Why does California have more lawyers and New Jersey have more toxic waste dumps?

New Jersey got to choose first

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Lawyer Jokes More Lawyer Jokes

What is the ideal weight for a lawyer?

About 3 pounds, including the urn.

What do you call a lawyer from krypton?

Sue-per Man

New Jersey Jokes More New Jersey Jokes

Where did the team get there uniforms?

New Jersey

Why did Kobe Bryant go to New Jersey after he got arrested?

Because he needed one.

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Why did Fetty Wap chose that as his stage name?

Because he wanted to make $50K per day from ad revenue.

What is Putin to Ukraina, a friend or a brother?

A brother, because you can choose your friends.

California Jokes More California Jokes

How many straight men in California does it take to change a lightbulb?

Both of them

What kind of cigarettes do California kids smoke?

Yours.

Toxic Waste Dump Jokes More Toxic Waste Dump Jokes

Why does California have more lawyers and New Jersey have more toxic waste dumps?

New Jersey got to choose first

Why did the hick move to a toxic waste dump after winning the lottery?

They heard it was a Superfund site.