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Why does California have more lawyers and New Jersey have more toxic waste dumps?

New Jersey got to choose first

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Lawyer Jokes More Lawyer Jokes

What do you call the amount of time it takes to win an argument with a lawyer?

An attornity.

When do you know a lawyer is telling the truth?

When his lips are shut.

New Jersey Jokes More New Jersey Jokes

Why is New Jersey called the Garden State?

Cause you're always guardin' your wallet, guardin' your car, and guardin' your house.

Why does California have more lawyers and New Jersey have more toxic waste dumps?

New Jersey got to choose first

Choose Jokes More Choose Jokes

What is my girlfriend's favorite meal?

A dish called: "I don't know, you choose."

What could you bring to this company?

Me: Well I guess I could bring my stereo, but I get to choose what we listen to.

California Jokes More California Jokes

Why is it that New Jersey got all the toxic waste dumps and California got all the lawyers?

New Jersey had first choice.

Whose fault is it that California always has earthquakes?

San Andreas fault.

Toxic Waste Dump Jokes More Toxic Waste Dump Jokes

Why does California have more lawyers and New Jersey have more toxic waste dumps?

New Jersey got to choose first

Why did the hick move to a toxic waste dump after winning the lottery?

They heard it was a Superfund site.