New Jersey got to choose first
Both have a one-in-a-million chance of becoming a human being.
Not enough cement EDIT: Okay thanks for pointing out that I messed up the wording but the joke is supposed to be the funny part
Cause you're always guardin' your wallet, guardin' your car, and guardin' your house.
New Jersey picked first.
Me: Well I guess I could bring my stereo, but I get to choose what we listen to.
The fluorescent lamp wouldn't hurt a fly.
Sushi bars and stop signs.
They heard it was a Superfund site.