Why does California have more lawyers and New Jersey have more toxic waste dumps?

New Jersey got to choose first

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Lawyer Jokes More Lawyer Jokes

Why did the Energizer Bunny need to lawyer up?

He was charged with battery.

Why do they bury lawyers 20 feet deep?

Because deep down, they're good people. Thanks Saul.

New Jersey Jokes More New Jersey Jokes

Why did New York get all the lawyers, and New Jersey all the toxic waste sites?

New Jersey picked first.

What did Delaware?

A New Jersey

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Why does California have more lawyers and New Jersey have more toxic waste dumps?

New Jersey got to choose first

What is my girlfriend's favorite meal?

A dish called: "I don't know, you choose."

California Jokes More California Jokes

What happens when the fog clears in California?

UCLA

How do you know someone is from California?

They tell you.

Toxic Waste Dump Jokes More Toxic Waste Dump Jokes

Why is it that New Jersey got all the toxic waste dumps and California got all the lawyers?

New Jersey had first choice.

Why does California have more lawyers and New Jersey have more toxic waste dumps?

New Jersey got to choose first