New Jersey Jokes

What's the difference between garbage and a girl from New Jersey?

Garbage gets picked up!

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What did Delaware?

A New Jersey

Why should you never buy golf equiptment made in New Jersey?

Because New Jersey drivers are terrible

Why is New Jersey called the Garden State?

Cause you're always guardin' your wallet, guardin' your car, and guardin' your house.

Why did Kobe Bryant go to New Jersey after he got arrested?

Because he needed one.

Why does New York have all the lawyers while New Jersey got all the garbage dumps?

New Jersey got to pick first

Why does California have more lawyers and New Jersey have more toxic waste dumps?

New Jersey got to choose first

Why are New Yorkers so depressed?

Because the light at the end of the tunnel is New Jersey.

Why is it that New Jersey got all the toxic waste dumps and California got all the lawyers?

New Jersey had first choice.

Why did New York get all the lawyers, and New Jersey all the toxic waste sites?

New Jersey picked first.

Where did the team get there uniforms?

New Jersey

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What did dela wear?

Delaware) A. Her New Jersey

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Why did Kobe Bryant go to New Jersey after he got arrested?

Because he needed one.

What do Michael Jordan, Kobe Bryant, and LeBron James have in common that led to their success in the NBA?

Hard work and dedication.

Wallet Jokes More Wallet Jokes

What do you get when you fart on your wallet?

Gas money

When he finishes drinking, he pulls out his wallet and say to the Bartender, "How much?

The Bartender says, "For you No charge."

Choice Jokes More Choice Jokes

When you have the choice between cleaning the bath or doing some sport... which series do you watch?

D

What is Bruce Lee's beverage of choice?

WATAAAAAR

Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

What did Joan Rivers say to the zombie?

Who are you wearing *

How do you tell if someone is a safety engineer?

They are wearing suspenders and a belt.

Uniform Jokes More Uniform Jokes

What does it take for a soldier in uniform to pick up a girl?

A smile and wave!

Where did the team get there uniforms?

New Jersey

Light Jokes More Light Jokes

How do Italians light their dynamite?

With a fuse-illi.

What does an egg say when he gets turnt?

Om lit cred: my friend DaMexicanBurrito from playstation.

Car Jokes More Car Jokes

What was the car doing in the dressing room?

Changing attire.

Why don't auto repair shops fix golf carts?

Because they work with parts for cars, not carts for pars.

Toxic Waste Dump Jokes More Toxic Waste Dump Jokes

Why did the hick move to a toxic waste dump after winning the lottery?

They heard it was a Superfund site.

Why is it that New Jersey got all the toxic waste dumps and California got all the lawyers?

New Jersey had first choice.