New Jersey Jokes

What did Delaware?

A New Jersey

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Why is New Jersey called the Garden State?

Cause you're always guardin' your wallet, guardin' your car, and guardin' your house.

Why does California have more lawyers and New Jersey have more toxic waste dumps?

New Jersey got to choose first

Why are New Yorkers so depressed?

Because the light at the end of the tunnel is New Jersey.

Why is it that New Jersey got all the toxic waste dumps and California got all the lawyers?

New Jersey had first choice.

Why did New York get all the lawyers, and New Jersey all the toxic waste sites?

New Jersey picked first.

Where did the team get there uniforms?

New Jersey

What did dela wear?

Delaware) A. Her New Jersey

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Why did Kobe Bryant go to New Jersey after he got arrested?

Because he needed one.

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Hard work and dedication.

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New Jersey got to choose first

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What kind of cars do shellfish drive?

Mussel cars.

How do you call a car designed for midgets?

Half a Romeo.

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If you thought because you can't drop it, guess again) Because it takes longer to pick up.

Why are ska bands so clean?

They always pick it up pick it up pick it up.

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What is about 6 in long, has a head, girls love to blow it, and is in a guys pants?

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He made them Batman.