Tunnel Jokes

Why didn't George like driving through tunnels with people in his car?

He didn't want to get carpool tunnel syndrome.

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What do you get when you cross the Queen and Prince Charles?

Dead in a tunnel.

Why are New Yorkers so depressed?

Because the light at the end of the tunnel is New Jersey.

What's the difference between a optimist, a pessimist and a realist?

The optimist sees the light at the end of the tunnel. The pessimist sees nothing. And the realist sees the train.

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Light Jokes More Light Jokes

How many Biebers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. There are no light bulbs in the closet. Another one: Why is Justin Bieber so pale Because there's no light inside the closet

Where does light go to jail?

Prism

20 Jokes More 20 Jokes

How many Dragonball characters does it take to change a lightbulb?

Just one, but it takes him 20 episodes.

How did the drunk Irish man lose 30$?

He bet 10$ on the soccer game and 20$ on the replay.

Want Jokes More Want Jokes

What did the bunny want to do when he grew up?

Join the Hare Force.

How many friendzoned guys does it take to change a light bulb?

None, they'll just keep complimenting it and get mad when it doesn't want to screw.

Stand Jokes More Stand Jokes

How many lead guitarists does it take to change lightbulb?

One. He just stands there with the lightbulb and the whole world revolves around him.

What does CHAOS stand for?

A. The Chiefs Have Arrived On Scene.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get if you cross a woman with a whale?

Your research funding suspended and a severe reprimand from the ethics committee.

Why did the chicken cross the Mobius strip?

To get to the same side.

Avoid Jokes More Avoid Jokes

How can you avoid falling hair?

Get out of the way.

How do you get a hipster to take a shower?

Give them a leaky showerhead. You know, so they can avoid the main stream.

Spend Jokes More Spend Jokes

What do you call a spy that likes to spend time with his son?

James Bonding bah dun tss

What did Santa Clause say when he came down Lindsay Lohan's chimney and found her spending Christmas Eve with her pals Miley Cyrus and Paris Hilton?

Ho, ho, ho!

Queen Jokes More Queen Jokes

What is Queen's (the band, not the monarch) favourite type of luggage?

Carry ooooooooonnnn, carry ooooooonnnnnnnnnn

Who's gonna be the next queen of R&ampB?

I don't know yet but she's gonna be Beyondce!