He didn't want to get carpool tunnel syndrome.
Dead in a tunnel.
Because the light at the end of the tunnel is New Jersey.
The optimist sees the light at the end of the tunnel. The pessimist sees nothing. And the realist sees the train.
Because you need to be 21 to get in.
A wind tunnel.
In the end her spread was so large she had to present it without any whiskers.
Here is mine: Q: Where do snowmen dance --------- A: At the snowball. Best joke at the end of a Popsicle stick
Carpool tunnels
He had carpool tunnel
An Optimist learns German. A Pessimist learns Chinese. A Realist learns AK-47.
Tetris
A punchline.
You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna
I've never had a lima bean on my chest
I'm not spending $100 to have a garbanzo on my face.
A phoney friend!
There were no roads!
It was stuck to the chickens foot.
