Because the light at the end of the tunnel is New Jersey.
Arrr son!
With fade out and to credits.
Tickle it in the middle and see which end laughs!
New Jersey picked first.
He didn't want to get carpool tunnel syndrome.
The optimist sees the light at the end of the tunnel. The pessimist sees nothing. And the realist sees the train.
One. They hold it in place and wait for the world to revolve around them.
