Why are New Yorkers so depressed?

Because the light at the end of the tunnel is New Jersey.

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A football match!

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Why are New Yorkers so depressed?

Because the light at the end of the tunnel is New Jersey.

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The optimist sees the light at the end of the tunnel. The pessimist sees nothing. And the realist sees the train.

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Because that's where the mini apple is!

Why are New Yorkers so depressed?

Because the light at the end of the tunnel is New Jersey.