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Why are New Yorkers so depressed?

Because the light at the end of the tunnel is New Jersey.

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Light Jokes More Light Jokes

Why did the train get hit by lighting?

Because of the conductor.

Why can't Roman Reigns light a campfire?

Because he doesn't carry any matches!

End Jokes More End Jokes

Why is it socially acceptable to wear a bikini at the beach but not on the bus?

At the end of the day I'm just a guy in a bikini on the bus.

When someone asks "You know what I think?

I say "Yes I do". End of discussion.

New Jersey Jokes More New Jersey Jokes

Why does California have more lawyers and New Jersey have more toxic waste dumps?

New Jersey got to choose first

Where did the team get there uniforms?

New Jersey

Tunnel Jokes More Tunnel Jokes

What do you get when you cross the Queen and Prince Charles?

Dead in a tunnel.

Why are New Yorkers so depressed?

Because the light at the end of the tunnel is New Jersey.

New Yorkers Jokes More New Yorkers Jokes

Why are New Yorkers so depressed?

Because the light at the end of the tunnel is New Jersey.

How many New Yorkers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One. They hold it in place and wait for the world to revolve around them.