Why does California have more lawyers and New Jersey have more toxic waste dumps?

New Jersey got to choose first

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Lawyer Jokes More Lawyer Jokes

Why hasn't any lawyer ever been bitten by a shark?

Professional courtesy.

Why do Steven Avery's victims see him naked from the waist down?

Because his lawyers keep filing away his briefs.

New Jersey Jokes More New Jersey Jokes

Why is New Jersey called the Garden State?

Cause you're always guardin' your wallet, guardin' your car, and guardin' your house.

What did Delaware?

A New Jersey

Choose Jokes More Choose Jokes

What did you choose?

Guy: I don't remember.

Which do you choose?

WRONG. Neither. Don't ever take my candy.

California Jokes More California Jokes

What do you call a watermelon in California?

A melon

What does Gwen Stefani say when it rains a lot in California?

No Drought.**

Toxic Waste Dump Jokes More Toxic Waste Dump Jokes

Why does California have more lawyers and New Jersey have more toxic waste dumps?

New Jersey got to choose first

Why did the hick move to a toxic waste dump after winning the lottery?

They heard it was a Superfund site.