Why does California have more lawyers and New Jersey have more toxic waste dumps?

New Jersey got to choose first

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What is your date of birth?

Witness: "July 15th." Lawyer: "What year " Witness: "Every year."

Why are Lawyers buried forty feet deep when they die?

Because deep down they're really nice people.

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Delaware) A. Her New Jersey

Why are New Yorkers so depressed?

Because the light at the end of the tunnel is New Jersey.

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Why did the peace-loving incandescent bulb reject the candle and choose the fluorescent lamp as role model?

The fluorescent lamp wouldn't hurt a fly.

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Because they're not garbage collectors.

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Whose fault is it that California always has earthquakes?

San Andreas fault.

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No Drought.**

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Why does California have more lawyers and New Jersey have more toxic waste dumps?

New Jersey got to choose first

Why is it that New Jersey got all the toxic waste dumps and California got all the lawyers?

New Jersey had first choice.