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Why is it that New Jersey got all the toxic waste dumps and California got all the lawyers?

New Jersey had first choice.

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What's the difference between a lawyer and an onion?

You cry when you cut up an onion.

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A lawyer.

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When does 2-1=0?

When you're talking about choices.

When you have the choice between cleaning the bath or doing some sport... which series do you watch?

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Why are New Yorkers so depressed?

Because the light at the end of the tunnel is New Jersey.

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Delaware) A. Her New Jersey

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What kind of cigarettes do California kids smoke?

Yours.

How do you know someone is from California?

They tell you.

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Why does California have more lawyers and New Jersey have more toxic waste dumps?

New Jersey got to choose first

Why is it that New Jersey got all the toxic waste dumps and California got all the lawyers?

New Jersey had first choice.