Why does California have more lawyers and New Jersey have more toxic waste dumps?

New Jersey got to choose first

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What's the difference between a vacuum cleaner and a lawyer on a motorcycle?

The vacuum cleaner has the dirtbag on the inside.

What happens to lawyers after they die?

They lie still.

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Why did New York get all the lawyers, and New Jersey all the toxic waste sites?

New Jersey picked first.

What did Delaware?

A New Jersey

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Why did the customer choose T-Mobile?

Because he wanted the worst cellphone service in the world.

Why did Fetty Wap chose that as his stage name?

Because he wanted to make $50K per day from ad revenue.

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Why does California have more lawyers and New Jersey have more toxic waste dumps?

New Jersey got to choose first

Why is Reggae so popular in Utah right now?

Because it was popular in California 10 years ago.

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Why is it that New Jersey got all the toxic waste dumps and California got all the lawyers?

New Jersey had first choice.

Why did the hick move to a toxic waste dump after winning the lottery?

They heard it was a Superfund site.