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Where did the team get there uniforms?

New Jersey

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Why did Kobe Bryant go to New Jersey after he got arrested?

Because he needed one.

Why did New York get all the lawyers, and New Jersey all the toxic waste sites?

New Jersey picked first.

Team Jokes More Team Jokes

Why is an abortionist good to have on your team?

If you conceive something, they can execute it.

How many Broncos does it take to change a tire?

One. Unless it's a blowout then the whole team shows up.

Uniform Jokes More Uniform Jokes

What kind of dog wears a uniform and medals?

A guard dog!

What does it take for a soldier in uniform to pick up a girl?

A smile and wave!