How did Link win the basketball game for his team?

He used the Hookshot!

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Use Jokes More Use Jokes

Why did the mummy stop using the Internet?

He was getting far too wrapped up in it.

What's it called when you apologize using dots and dashes?

Remorse code

Win Jokes More Win Jokes

How did the OBGYN win the election?

He was able to stirrup some controversy about his opponent with his effective smear campaign.

What is the Revenant about?

The unbearable lengths one man will go to get his revenge and win an Oscar.

Link Jokes More Link Jokes

Why does Pokémon have only one save file per game?

I mean think about it, One for Charmander One for Squirtle and one for your second charmander. (found that but it's against rules to post links lol so I'll just leave that here for a good laugh)

How do dating sites in Alabama save money?

They link to Ancestry.com

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Who would win a football game between the 1989 Raiders and a team full of U2 lead singers?

Bonos.

What's the difference between hiring a team to write your jokes, and the team of joke writers itself?

One's a cunning plan, the others a punning clan.

Basketball Game Jokes More Basketball Game Jokes

Why did the duck go to the basketball game?

He heard the ref was blowing fouls!

Why did the girl bring 2 basketballs to the basketball game?

Because there was 2 basketball courts. DUH!