How did Link win the basketball game fo...

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What type of pen does Lance Armstrong use?

Uniball.

Why Do Republican Couples Keep A Copy Of Ronald Reagan's Biography Next To Their Bed?

So that it can be used as an

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Who won the 1940 Tour De France?

The 7th Panzer division

What did you win?

Atrophy

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Why does Neville Longbottom like herbology so much?

Because his parents are vegetables.

What is the motto of the French navy?

To the water, it is time! Or in French...... BWA HA HA HA. OK... I know this is kind a dad joke but.... yeah (for those don't speak French and thus don't get this, click the link and click the speaker to have it read to you ;))

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Why is an abortionist good to have on your team?

If you conceive something, they can execute it.

Why did the kids not receive presents for Christmas?

Because Rudolph intentionally grounded the team...

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Why did the short guy lose the basketball game?

Because he four feet.

Who loses in a basketball game between two Vietnamese guys?

No one... its Nguyen Nguyen!

How did Link win the basketball game for his team?