How did Link win the basketball game for his team?

He used the Hookshot!

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What did the parrot say when he was using the Internet?

P.Cs of eight P.Cs of eight.

What do you do when your girlfriend starts smoking?

You slow down and use lube ()

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Who wins the election?

America.

What's better than winning a Silver Medal at the Paralympics?

Not being disabled.

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Why does Neville Longbottom like herbology so much?

Because his parents are vegetables.

Which hotel does Link use when he goes on vacation?

The HYAT

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Why did the coach prohibit the blonde from giving any bj's to the team?

The guys complained about the blow-dryer being too hot...

How do you tell the teams apart in Amish women's basketball?

It's skirts versus shins.

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Why did the duck go to the basketball game?

He heard the ref was blowing fouls!

Why did Jesus lose the basketball game?

Because Peter denied him three times.