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What did they call Dracula when he won the league?

The champire!

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How does Greenland win a war?

Nuuks.

How did the shellfish win the underwater beauty pageant?

Using saxitoxin.

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Why did Superman dump Lois for Wonder Woman?

He decided he wanted to date someone in the same League.

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League of Leg ends.

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Where does Dracula buy his pencils?

Pennsylvania.

Why is Dracula's favorite subject in school Math?

Because he likes to Count.