What did they call Dracula when he won the league?

The champire!

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Why is it good that the Vietnamese man won first place?

It's a Nguyen-win situation.

Who would win in a fight?

A bicycle wheel or an old book Well, it's hard to say. One's pumped and the other's ripped.

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What is a double amputee's favorite video game?

League of Leg ends.

Why are Helium, Curium and Barium called the medical elements?

Because if you can't Helium or Curium, you Barium. (Heard it from Heimerdinger, League of Legends)

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Why did Dracula's mother give him cough syrup?

Because Dracula was coffin. Source: A Laffy Taffy wrapper.

What did the spectator say when the magician transformed Dracula into 2?

Miraculous. Edited: tough crowd