What did they call Dracula when he won the league?

The champire!

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How did Gertie Gorilla win the beauty contest?

She was the beast of the show!

Who'd win in a wresting match?

Lemmy or God " "Trick question. Lemmy IS God."-Air Heads RIP Lemmy.

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Why are Helium, Curium and Barium called the medical elements?

Because if you can't Helium or Curium, you Barium. (Heard it from Heimerdinger, League of Legends)

Why did Superman dump Lois for Wonder Woman?

He decided he wanted to date someone in the same League.

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Why does Dracula have no friends?

Because he's a pain in the neck.

What does Mrs Dracula say to Mr Dracula when he leaves for work in the evening?

Have a nice bite!