What's that thing called where every time you stand up you have to limp for the first minute?

Oh yeah...39

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What's that thing called where every time you stand up you have to limp for the first minute?

Oh yeah...39

What do pirates and pimps have in common?

They both say "YO HO!" and walk with a limp!