What's that thing called where every time you stand up you have to limp for the first minute?

Oh yeah...39

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What do you call a reptile that loves putting things in groups?

A segreGATOR

What do Gungans put things in?

Jar Jars.

Stand Jokes More Stand Jokes

Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself?

It was too tired...

What do you call... What do you call four Mexicans standing in quicksand?

Cuatros Cincos

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What's it like to tweet "My cat sneezed" and get 500 RT in the first minute?

My cat would be dead before I got 50

Why do they call them the minute men?

Because they lasted a minute in battle

Limp Jokes More Limp Jokes

Which dinosaur walks with a limp?

A Myfeetasaur

What's that thing called where every time you stand up you have to limp for the first minute?

Oh yeah...39