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What's that thing called where every time you stand up you have to limp for the first minute?

Oh yeah...39

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Thing Jokes More Thing Jokes

What are the two things someone with a face tattoo never hears?

You're hired" "Not guilty"

What's the difference between certain and uncertain?

Well, one things for sure

Stand Jokes More Stand Jokes

What do you call a group of rabbits, standing single file, hopping backwards?

A receding hare line!

How can Ozzy Osbourne possibly sing that?

When Tony Iommi is standing right next to him, alive and well.

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How long is the flight?

A Polish man calls up an airline. "How long is the flight from Chicago to Warsaw?" "One minute..." "Thank you."

What's that thing called where every time you stand up you have to limp for the first minute?

Oh yeah...39

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Why does little sally have a limp?

SHE WENT TO JARED!

What do pirates and pimps have in common?

They both say "YO HO!" and walk with a limp!