What's that thing called where every time you stand up you have to limp for the first minute?

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Thing Jokes More Thing Jokes

How do you know when a woman is about to say some thing intelligent?

She starts her sentance with "A man once told me"

What's the first thing an Owl asks when you trow a rock at it?

HOOO did that!

Stand Jokes More Stand Jokes

Why did the scare crow win the award?

He was out standing in his field. This has Always been my favourite pun.

What does the B in Benot B. Mandelbrot stand for?

Benot B. Mandelbrot

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What are your intentions?

Cessna: "To get my Commercial Pilots Licence and Instrument Rating." ATC: "I meant in the next five minutes not years."

How has society let things go so far down hill that it still takes two minutes to make popcorn?

China probably can pop corn in one minute.

Limp Jokes More Limp Jokes

What do pirates and pimps have in common?

They both say "YO HO!" and walk with a limp!

Why does little sally have a limp?

SHE WENT TO JARED!