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What's that thing called where every time you stand up you have to limp for the first minute?

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Thing Jokes More Thing Jokes

What is the last thing that tickle-me Elmo gets before he leaves the factory?

Two test tickles

Why do mermaids put their things on top of clams?

Because clams are shelf-ish.

Stand Jokes More Stand Jokes

What does Pontiac stand for?

Poor, Old, Niagga, Thinks, It's, A, Cadillac. Ba dum tssss

How does a orphan change a light bulb?

They grab the stack of un-signed adoption papers, stand on top of them, then proceed to change the light bulb.

Minute Jokes More Minute Jokes

How long did Dorothy, the Scarecrow, and the Cowardly Lion have to wait for the Tin Man?

Ten minutes.

Why do they call them the minute men?

Because they lasted a minute in battle

Limp Jokes More Limp Jokes

What do pirates and pimps have in common?

They both say "YO HO!" and walk with a limp!

Which dinosaur walks with a limp?

A Myfeetasaur