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What's that thing called where every time you stand up you have to limp for the first minute?

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What is the one thing that all men at singles bars have in common?

They're married.

What was the last thing that went through Princess Diana's head?

The steering wheel.

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What do you call it when Usain Bolt is standing next to your mom?

A runner in scoring position.

What do you call a one night stand with a robot?

Nut and bolt

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What did the pool cleaner say to the impatient swimmer?

Whoa, whoa, whoa... Wade just a minute.

How do you tell if a woman is a feminist?

She'll tell you within five minutes.

Limp Jokes More Limp Jokes

Which dinosaur walks with a limp?

A Myfeetasaur

What do pirates and pimps have in common?

They both say "YO HO!" and walk with a limp!