Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself?

It was too tired...

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What do you call a group of people standing in the arctic circle?

A Finnish line.

What do you call a guy who stands under a bull?

Understandabull

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Why did the unicycle win the race?

Because the bicycle was two tired.

Why did the guy fall off his bicycle?

Because I threw a microwave at him