Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself?

It was too tired...

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What letter stands for the ocean?

The letter C.

What should you do if you're cold?

Stand in the corner, because it's 90 degrees.

Bicycle Jokes More Bicycle Jokes

How is learning to ride a bicycle and 9/11 alike?

Because you never forget!

What's the difference between a poorly-dressed man on a unicycle and a well-dressed man on a bicycle?

A tire.