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What kind of cigarettes do California kids smoke?

Yours.

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Why would I want to quit smoking?

Oh, to live longer. Why would I want to live longer

How long has your car been doing that?

Me: Hubs: The engine smoking at a stoplight Me: I dont know, I look at my phone at lights.

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Why shouldn't Spanish women smoke cigarettes?

You shouldn't smoke if your pregnant.

Which came first the chicken or the egg?

The one smoking the cigarette.

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What kind of pizzas can tell the future?

Medium Pizzas

What kind of cigarettes do hippies smoke?

Yours.

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What kind of cigarettes do California kids smoke?

Yours.

What does Gwen Stefani say when it rains a lot in California?

No Drought.**