Yours.
Vaporeon
Seewead
One man threw a cigarette overboard and the boat became a cigarette lighter.
He has a cigarette!
A man was telling his neighbor, 'I just bought a new hearing aid. It cost me four thousand dollars, but it's state of the art. It's perfect.' 'Really,' answered the neighbor. 'What kind is it?' 'Twelve thirty.'
The Spanish Inquisition.
Both of them
New Jersey got to choose first