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What kind of cigarettes do California kids smoke?

Yours.

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What does one llama say to the other llama before the smoke some weed?

Alpaca bowl!!!

What kind of weed do reptiles smoke?

Mariguana.

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How hard is it to find cigarettes?

Because my dad has been gone for 13 years looking for them.

Why do baby clothes have pockets?

I've never heard a baby say: "cigarettes,phone and keys alright let's go"

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What kind of car did J.J. Abrams send to pick up Harrison Ford for the new Star Wars premiere?

A Hyundai.

Which kind of ink do you put in your computer's printer?

Black Red or Iced Iced Ink Well yes you do but I didn't want to mention it.

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What two places can you find a California roll?

Sushi bars and stop signs.

What happens when the fog clears in California?

UCLA