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What does Michigan State football and Marijuana have in common?

They are both green and get smoked in bowls!

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What does a girl from Arkansas say just before she loses her virginity?

Careful, dad, or you'll crush my smokes.

Why don't midgets smoke weed?

Because they can't get high.

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What's more illegal than marijuana?

My Mexican neighbor

Why did the cow return to the marijuana field?

It was the pot calling the cattle back.

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What did the blonde say when she looked down at her bowl of Cheerios?

Look, donut seeds!

What I say: "Does anyone need anything from the store?

What I mean: "I'm off to smoke a bowl in my car so I can deal with all of you."