What does Michigan State football and Marijuana have in common?

They are both green and get smoked in bowls!

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What do you call someone who smokes two joints?

Double jointed.

Why couldn't the duck stop smoking?

Because he was a quack addict

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What do you call money that grows on trees?

Marijuana

Why did the cow return to the marijuana field?

It was the pot calling the cattle back.

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How do you confuse a fish?

You put it in a bowl and tell it go to a corner!

Why was the man intently watching the bowl of snickers?

He wanted to see who would have the last laugh. back to work...