What does Michigan State football and Marijuana have in common?

They are both green and get smoked in bowls!

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How many Meth-Heads does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Three, One to hold the lightbulb and Two to smoke till the room spins!

Why do people who smoke weed take geology?

Because they're STONERS!

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Why did the cattle leave the marijuana field?

Because the steaks were too high!

Why did the cows keep returning to the field of marijuana?

It was the pot calling the cattle back.

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Why shouldn't you bowl against a snake?

Because snakes make lots of strikes.

What I say: "Does anyone need anything from the store?

What I mean: "I'm off to smoke a bowl in my car so I can deal with all of you."