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What do you call someone who smokes two joints?

Double jointed.

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Why do people find Anne Frank so attractive?

Because she is smoking hot

How do you know when a cat's done cleaning itself?

It's smoking a cigarette.

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What is it called when Michael J. Fox smokes a joint?

Shake N' Bake.

Why is something that keeps you from burning your fingers on a joint called a roach clip?

Because potholder was already taken