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What do you call someone who smokes two joints?

Double jointed.

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What happens when you smoke pot in Saudi Arabia?

You get stoned.

What does one llama say to the other llama before the smoke some weed?

Alpaca bowl!!!

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What did the Time Traveller find when he brought a joint to Ancient Greece?

The Philosophers Stoned

Why were the welder and stoner such good friends?

They both love to spark up joints.