Why couldn't the duck stop smoking?

Because he was a quack addict

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How do you know when a cat's done cleaning itself?

It's smoking a cigarette.

What do graphic designers smoke up to get high?

Adobe.

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How do you stop Iran from building a nuclear reactor?

Send them the Fine Brothers.

What did the puffer fish say to the sea anemone?

Stop being so closed off.

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What do you do when a bird attacks you?

Duck.

What did Alyssa the duck say to Henry the beaver?

Quack quack!

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Why did the duck go to rehab?

Because he was a quack addict!

Why couldn't the duck stop smoking?

Because he was a quack addict