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Why couldn't the duck stop smoking?

Because he was a quack addict

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Why did all of Britain stop smoking pot?

Because they all joined

What does a girl from Arkansas say just before she loses her virginity?

Careful, dad, or you'll crush my smokes.

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Why did the Rabbi stop buying beer?

Hebrewed his own

What did Journey say to the critic as he stormed out of their concert?

Don't stop! Be leaving!" Just a joke I thought up the other day.

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What did Alyssa the duck say to Henry the beaver?

Quack quack!

What does a duck and a bicycle have in common?

They both have handlebars. Well, except for the duck.

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Why couldn't the duck stop smoking?

Because he was a quack addict

Why did the duck go to rehab?

Because he was a quack addict!