Why couldn't the duck stop smoking?

Because he was a quack addict

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What did the big chimmney say to the little chimmney?

Stop smoking. You are too young to smoke

Why did the priest smoke weed in the cemetery?

He wanted to keep his spirits high.

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Why is there only 50 shades of grey?

Why not 5,000 What's stopping them

What do you say to Harry Potter when he has a mosquito bite he can't stop scratching?

Quidditching

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When ducks fly in a V, why is one side of the V longer than the other?

There are more ducks on that side.

Why do NBA players like poultry?

Because they love to slam duck!

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Why did the duck go to rehab?

Because he was a quack addict!

Why couldn't the duck stop smoking?

Because he was a quack addict