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Why couldn't the duck stop smoking?

Because he was a quack addict

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Why did the man smoke a cigarette in Beijing?

To get some fresh air

Why was the young kangaroo thrown out by his mother?

For smoking in bed.

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How do you get a Mormon to stop drinking all of your alcohol?

Invite two of them.

What do you call someone who can't stop reading Nancy Drew novels?

A heroine addict.

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What did the duck say to the policeman?

Quack

What do you get if you cross a duck with an avocado?

Quackamole

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Why did the duck go to rehab?

Because he was a quack addict!

Why couldn't the duck stop smoking?

Because he was a quack addict