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Why couldn't the duck stop smoking?

Because he was a quack addict

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What do you call a group of IT guys that smoke meth?

Geek Squad

What should you do if your girlfriend starts smoking?

Slow down, and possibly use a lubricant

Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

Where did the meteorologist stop for a drink on the way home from a long day in the studio?

The nearest ISOBAR!!

Why was the blond late on her first day of work?

Because she stopped taking the pill about a month earlier.

Duck Jokes More Duck Jokes

What goes above the water and below the water but doesn't touch the water?

An egg in a duck.

Why do ducks have webbed feet?

To stomp out fires. Why do elephants have flat feet? To stomp out the burning ducks.

Quack Addict Jokes More Quack Addict Jokes

Why did the duck go to rehab?

Because he was a quack addict!

Why couldn't the duck stop smoking?

Because he was a quack addict