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Why couldn't the duck stop smoking?

Because he was a quack addict

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What is the difference between dragons and dinosaurs?

Dinosaurs aren't old enough to smoke. Told to me by my niece at Christmas.

What kind of cigarettes do California kids smoke?

Yours.

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Why did the rancher stop attending poker night with his marijuana smoking steers?

The steaks were getting too damn high.

How do you stop the neighbours kids from playing in your yard?

Molest them

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What did the duck say to the avacado?

Guac guac

What's the only animal that can't get hit in the head?

Duck.

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Why couldn't the duck stop smoking?

Because he was a quack addict

Why did the duck go to rehab?

Because he was a quack addict!