Why couldn't the duck stop smoking?

Because he was a quack addict

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What kind of marijuana do cows smoke?

Moo-dicinal

What is the worst part about going to Auschwitz?

Your dreams are not the only thing going up in smokes.

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When does a cup stop being a cup and start being a mug?

When it gets a handle on life.

How do you stop a rhino from charging?

You unplug it!

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Why did the duck get arrested?

Because he was smoking quack!

What does Dr. Oz do when you throw scientific evidence at his head?

Ducks like a quack.

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Why did the duck go to rehab?

Because he was a quack addict!

Why couldn't the duck stop smoking?

Because he was a quack addict