What does Harry Potter say when he wants a cigarette?

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Why did Dr Frankenstein have his telephone cut off?

Because he wanted to win the Nobel Prize!

Why did the boxer sprinkle cocaine on his exercise rope?

He wanted to practice the rope-a-dope.

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Why are there a lot of problem gamblers in the Harry Potter universe?

Because they have a quidditch.

How did Harry Potter get down the hill?

By walking...... JK Rowling

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Where do dead people buy their cigarettes?

At the coroner store.

Why do baby clothes have pockets?

I've never heard a baby say: "cigarettes,phone and keys alright let's go"