Where did vampires go to first in America?

New-fang-land.

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What is the difference between a yogurt and america?

If you leave the yogurt for 100 years alone, it develops a culture.

What do you call a smart person in America?

A tourist.

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What is a vampires favourite food?

Vampires aren't real

What do you get when a vampire bites a goblin?

A Hemogoblin