Where did vampires go to first in America?

New-fang-land.

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What did the Mexican do when he arrived in America?

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Why does America spell some words differently?

They said "We can do it without u, Britain."

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What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?

Frostbite.

What kind of eye disease do vampires get?

Dracular degeneration.