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Where did vampires go to first in America?

New-fang-land.

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How are third party candidates like soccer?

They're only really popular in America once every four years.

What is the difference between a yogurt and america?

If you leave the yogurt for 100 years alone, it develops a culture.

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What's the difference between a vampire and a cookie?

You can't dip a vampire in your tea.

What do you call a vampire in a raincoat?

Mack-u-la!