Where did vampires go to first in America?

New-fang-land.

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What's the difference between yogurt and America?

Yogurt could develop a culture after 200 years

Why doesn't America knock?

Because freedom rings

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Why didn't the vampire purchase the expensive suit?

He just couldn't ever see himself wearing it.

When do vampires bite you?

On Wincedays.