Where did vampires go to first in America?

New-fang-land.

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What are they called in America?

Americans.

What's the difference between America and Europe?

In America, we call our inbred hillbillies. In Europe, they call them royals.

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How do Vampires Make Tea?

Used Tampons

What does a proofreader have in common with a vampire?

They search for type-os