Which do Catholic priests like betterapples or cherries?

Neitherthey prefer boysenberries.

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When you go for a bus ride do you like sitting upstairs or downstairs?

I prefer to ride on top but it's very hard getting the horse up the stairs.

What does a Pirate prefer to wear?

Doublet or nothing.

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What is a Catholic's favorite weapon?

Nun-chucks.

What do you call a sleepwalking nun?

A roamin Catholic

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What did Mario say to Yoshi when he started climbing the Cherry tree?

X-post r/landscaping) Yoshino!!!

Why is Easter like whipped cream and a cherry?

Because it's always on a sundae!

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What do r/jokes subscribers and Catholic priests have in common?

Both think the shorter the better.

What do the Zika virus and Catholic priests have in common?

They both give kids a little head.