Which do Catholic priests like betterapples or cherries?

Neitherthey prefer boysenberries.

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Why don't they have bars in Syria?

Because, they prefer to get bombed at home.

Why do blondes prefer the pill instead the condom?

Because it's waaay easier to swallow

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How do you get a Catholic nun pregnant?

Dress her as a choirboy

What do Catholics and Baptists have in common?

Neither acknowledge their fellow church-goers at the liquor store.

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Which do Catholic priests like betterapples or cherries?

Neitherthey prefer boysenberries.

What is in a virgin candy bar?

Cherries and nuts

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What does a Catholic priest and a silver medalist have in common?

They both came in a little behind.

How did the Catholic Priest finish the marathon?

He was second to Nun.