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Which do Catholic priests like betterapples or cherries?

Neitherthey prefer boysenberries.

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How does ISIL prefer their eggs?

Sunni side up at first. But they always end up scrambled.

What type of fruit do twins prefer?

Pears.

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Why would a Catholic priest start practicing at a prison?

He ran out of little boys

How do you get a Catholic nun pregnant?

Dress her as a choirboy

Cherry Jokes More Cherry Jokes

What is worse than a worm in a cherry?

Half of a worm in half of a cherry.

Why is Easter like whipped cream and a cherry?

Because it's always on a sundae!

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What do the Zika virus and Catholic priests have in common?

They both give kids a little head.

What do pimples and catholic priests have in common?

They both start coming on boys' faces around age 13.