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Why did Kobe Bryant go to New Jersey after he got arrested?

Because he needed one.

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Why were the ducks arrested?

They were selling quack in the park.

Why was Karl Marx arrested for brewing a cup of Earl Grey?

Because all proper tea is theft.

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What did Frankenstein's monster say when he was struck by lightning?

Thanks I needed that.

A DHCP packet walks into a bar and asks for a beer.

Bartender says, "here, but I’ll need that back in an hour!"

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Why does California have more lawyers and New Jersey have more toxic waste dumps?

New Jersey got to choose first

Why is it that New Jersey got all the toxic waste dumps and California got all the lawyers?

New Jersey had first choice.

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Why did Kobe Bryant go to New Jersey after he got arrested?

Because he needed one.

What do Michael Jordan, Kobe Bryant, and LeBron James have in common that led to their success in the NBA?

Hard work and dedication.