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Why did Kobe Bryant go to New Jersey after he got arrested?

Because he needed one.

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What ever happened to the Energizer Bunny?

So the other day I'm talking to a friend about what happened to the Energizer Bunny. It's been quite sometime since I've seen him appear in a commercial. I was always under the impression that he "kept going." My friend proceeds to tell me the Energizer Bunny was arrested last year,and they charged him with battery. Now it all makes sense.

What did you say to the policeman who spent eight hours on the Internet?

Oh give it arrest.

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Why did Adrian Peterson sign with the Minnesota Twins?

Because they needed a switch-hitter.

How awful do I look?

Him: You always look beautiful. Me: Do I need to put makeup on Him: Maybe just a... *stare* Him: No.

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What did Delaware?

A New Jersey

Why did Kobe Bryant go to New Jersey after he got arrested?

Because he needed one.

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Why did Kobe Bryant go to New Jersey after he got arrested?

Because he needed one.

What do Michael Jordan, Kobe Bryant, and LeBron James have in common that led to their success in the NBA?

Hard work and dedication.