Why did Kobe Bryant go to New Jersey after he got arrested?

Because he needed one.

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Why did the lettuce get arrested?

For disturbing the peas!

Why was the Human Torch arrested?

He had firearms.

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Who is that walking up my driveway?

Anxiety in 3...2...1... knock, knock *sigh* "WAIT A SECOND!" *mumbles* "I need to find pants."

What has six eyes but cannot see?

Three men in a house with dirty dishes in the sink, laundry that needs to be folded and kids that need a bath

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Why did New York get all the lawyers, and New Jersey all the toxic waste sites?

New Jersey picked first.

Why does California have more lawyers and New Jersey have more toxic waste dumps?

New Jersey got to choose first

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What is the difference between Christmas music and Kobe Bryant?

Christmas music will still be playing next year.

What do Michael Jordan, Kobe Bryant, and LeBron James have in common that led to their success in the NBA?

Hard work and dedication.