Why did Kobe Bryant go to New Jersey after he got arrested?

Because he needed one.

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What do ghosts get arrested for?

Possession.

Why was the man arrested at the farmers' market?

He was caught taking a leek.

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What's the difference between America and Saudi Arabia?

You don't need a computer to play minesweeper in Saudi Arabia. (I'm not sorry)

What does a pimp do when his garden needs tending?

He grabs a hoe.

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Where did the team get there uniforms?

New Jersey

Why should you never buy golf equiptment made in New Jersey?

Because New Jersey drivers are terrible

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Why did Kobe Bryant go to New Jersey after he got arrested?

Because he needed one.

What is the difference between Christmas music and Kobe Bryant?

Christmas music will still be playing next year.