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How does a paralympian call home, after winning a medal?

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Why did the palm tree win the plant race?

It was the first to Sago.

How do you congratulate the guy who won the best tie contest?

You tell him... "that's definitely a win sir". Or if he did ok you can say you half win sir i suppose.

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Whats better than winning a medal at the paralympics?

A pair of legs.

What kind of dog wears a uniform and medals?

A guard dog!