How does a paralympian call home, after winning a medal?

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What does Jerry Jones do after winning the Super Bowl?

Gives the X Box back to grandkids

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Why does Mexico never wins any medals at the Olympic Games?

Because everyone who runs, swims, or jump really well is already across the border.

Why doesn't Mexico ever win any medals in the Olympics?

Because everyone who can run, jump, or swim has already crossed the border.