Why was Jack scared?

Because Jack was bean stalked

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Jack Jokes More Jack Jokes

Which playing card can turn its hand to everything?

Jack of all Spades

Why did the pirate have trouble with the alphabet?

Because his 'I' was all jacked up.

Bean Jokes More Bean Jokes

Why does the hipster make crappy coffee?

The beans are always under-ground.

Why can you trust a coffee roaster?

Because he never spills the beans

Stalk Jokes More Stalk Jokes

Why are farmers so wealthy?

Because their stalks are always growing.

Why did the plant cross the road?

Cus it was being stalked!