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Why was Jack scared?

Because Jack was bean stalked

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Why did Jack get a restraining order?

Beanstalking.

Why didn't Rose get an iPhone 7?

She never let go, Jack.

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Why did ancient Egyptians love beans?

They made Tootin' Common.

What is a goal keepers favourite snack?

Beans on post!

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Why was Jack scared?

Because Jack was bean stalked

What do you do in your free time?

I stalk. " "Really I go swimming and for long hikes" "I know.".