Why was Jack scared?

Because Jack was bean stalked

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Jack Jokes More Jack Jokes

What do Winnie the Pooh and Jack the Ripper have in common?

The same middle name.

Where's the best place to buy jive cheese?

Monterey, Jack!

Bean Jokes More Bean Jokes

Why does d' perfect Irish stew require exactly two hundred n' terty nine beans?

Because if you added one more it'd be two farty.

How does William Shakespeare make chili?

With beans? Or not with beans? That is the question.

Stalk Jokes More Stalk Jokes

Why did the plant cross the road?

Cus it was being stalked!

Why can't you tell a joke in a cornfield?

Because the stalks are all ears.