Why was Jack scared?

Because Jack was bean stalked

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What do Winnie the Pooh and Jack the Ripper have in common?

The same middle name.

Why did Apple employee get away jacking off in the office?

Because there are no windows!

Bean Jokes More Bean Jokes

Why don't Mexicans have BBQ s?

Because beans always fall through the grill.

Why did ancient Egyptians love beans?

They made Tootin' Common.

Stalk Jokes More Stalk Jokes

Why can't you tell a joke in a cornfield?

Because the stalks are all ears.

Why did Jack cross the road?

Because he was bean stalked.....