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How does William Shakespeare make chili?

With beans? Or not with beans? That is the question.

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What if loving you is gross?

That's the question.

What do you call a Vulcan philosopher who only responds in questions?

Spocrates.

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Why does the hipster make crappy coffee?

The beans are always under-ground.

What did one bean say to the other?

How you bean doing.

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What did William Shakespeare say regarding atomic orbitals?

2p or not 2p, that is the question.

How does William Shakespeare make chili?

With beans? Or not with beans? That is the question.

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Why do the Irish serve up their chili with 139 beans?

Because one more would be one-farty bowl of chili!

When I lose faith in humanity, I think of Chili's just handing out sick, light-up beepers, trusting us to return them. And know what?

We do.