How does William Shakespeare make chili?

With beans? Or not with beans? That is the question.

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How have you been?

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2p or not 2p, that is the question.

How does William Shakespeare make chili?

With beans? Or not with beans? That is the question.

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Why did the momma pepper tuck in her baby?

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How does William Shakespeare make chili?

With beans? Or not with beans? That is the question.