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How does William Shakespeare make chili?

With beans? Or not with beans? That is the question.

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What is your fee?

Lawyer says: "1000 US dollars for 3 questions." Man: "Wow - so much! Isn't it a bit expensive " Lawyer: "Yes, what is your third question "

How many 1st AD's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Why are you asking me that question Can't you see I'm busy!

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Why don't Mexicans have barbeques?

The beans keep slipping through the grill.

What is a goal keepers favourite snack?

Beans on post!

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How does William Shakespeare make chili?

With beans? Or not with beans? That is the question.

What did William Shakespeare say regarding atomic orbitals?

2p or not 2p, that is the question.

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How does William Shakespeare make chili?

With beans? Or not with beans? That is the question.

Why did the momma pepper tuck in her baby?

Because he was a little chili (Actually came up with this while making chili)