How does William Shakespeare make chili?

With beans? Or not with beans? That is the question.

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What did William Shakespeare say regarding atomic orbitals?

2p or not 2p, that is the question.

Who's there! Chair! Chair who?

Chair you go again asking more questions!

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Why was Jack scared?

Because Jack was bean stalked

Why are there only 239 beans in a bag of beans?

If there were one more it would be two-farty!

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How does William Shakespeare make chili?

With beans? Or not with beans? That is the question.

What did William Shakespeare say regarding atomic orbitals?

2p or not 2p, that is the question.

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What kind of chili do they serve at the cannibal prison??

Chili CON Carne!

When I lose faith in humanity, I think of Chili's just handing out sick, light-up beepers, trusting us to return them. And know what?

We do.