How does William Shakespeare make chili?

With beans? Or not with beans? That is the question.

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How did I clear papers of Islamic Studies?

Have faith, don't question.

When you ask me a question, would you prefer the blank stare or the eye roll as a response?

I like to be prepared.

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Why didn't the Irishman add another bean?

He stopped at 239 because if he added another one it would be 'too farty'. It would've been funnier if I could do an Irish accent.

What do you get when you cross a bean and an onion?

Teargas

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How does William Shakespeare make chili?

With beans? Or not with beans? That is the question.

What did William Shakespeare say regarding atomic orbitals?

2p or not 2p, that is the question.

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When I lose faith in humanity, I think of Chili's just handing out sick, light-up beepers, trusting us to return them. And know what?

We do.

Why did the momma pepper tuck in her baby?

Because he was a little chili (Actually came up with this while making chili)