How does William Shakespeare make chili?

With beans? Or not with beans? That is the question.

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Where can you go on Reddit to ask questions?

Not /r/movies.

How many chameleons are in the room with you right now?

You can never answer this question with 100% certainty.

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Why are there only 239 beans in a bag of beans?

If there were one more it would be two-farty!

Knock knock. Who's there? Bean. Bean who?

Bean working very hard today!

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How does William Shakespeare make chili?

With beans? Or not with beans? That is the question.

What did William Shakespeare say regarding atomic orbitals?

2p or not 2p, that is the question.

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When I lose faith in humanity, I think of Chili's just handing out sick, light-up beepers, trusting us to return them. And know what?

We do.

How does William Shakespeare make chili?

With beans? Or not with beans? That is the question.