Turn of madden and go to bed. (I'm an eagles fan)
In real life, men aren't affectionate out of bed.
Because it's always in bed.
Jeffrey Dahmer!
They both need to be flipped every 10 mins, but only one turns pink when its done.
Two friends meet together and one asks: What would you do if you won the lottery? -I would build a brothel! Oh, and if it went wrong and you loose money? -I'd open it to the public
He took a short cut.
He turns off his xbox.
Because the fine bros would sue.
