What do Philadelphia Eagles fans do after they win the superbowl?

Turn of madden and go to bed. (I'm an eagles fan)

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Why do lobsters make bad lovers?

They're shellfish in bed.

How'd you sleep?

Him: *texts* Horrible...I was tossing and turn- Me: *crawls out from under his bed* I KNOW, YOU POOR THING.

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What do you call a symphony where everyone plays at the same time instead of taking turns?

An chestra.

How do you turn a dishwasher into a snow remover?

Give her a shovel...

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Who won the race?

Society.

What happens when your favorite team wins the World Cup?

You turn off your playstation.

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Why the patriots deflated 11 balls out of 12?

Because they knew the "12" will be deflated during/after Superbowl.

What Do you call 20 Millionaires watching the Superbowl?

The Dallas Cowboys