Why do lobsters make bad lovers?

They're shellfish in bed.

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What does a psychologist wear to bed?

A Freudian slip.

How many times did I tell you to make your bed?

Jane: I can't answer. I didn't know I was supposed to keep count!

Lobster Jokes More Lobster Jokes

Which one is the odd one out; a Crab, a Tuna, a Chinese man run over by a bus or a Lobster?

A tuna, because the rest of them are crustaceans.

What did Sean Connery say to a couple of lobsters he saw take up an extra parking space?

You're two shellfish.

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Why are quantum physicists bad lovers?

When they find the position, they can't find the momentum. When they find the momentum, they can't find the position.

Why do robots make bad lovers?

Nuts &amp bolts!