What did the lobster say when he saw the mermaid?

Gotta lay off the sea-weed.

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How do like really laid-back types answer the phone?

Mellow.

Why do I need a wingman?

How's a half-man half-bird freak gonna get me laid

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What's worse than finding a lobster on your piano?

Finding crabs on your organ.

What do you call a lobster dressed up as Santa?

Santa Claws

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What did the lobster say when he saw the mermaid?

Gotta lay off the sea-weed.

What's scarier then ten babies in one jar?

One baby in ten jars How do you got a baby in a container A: blend it.

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What did the mermaid wear for good luck on her math test?

Her *algaebra*.

What do you call a mermaid on a roof?

Aerial

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Why did the sand scream?

Because the sea weed. ha.

Why is the sand at the beach Wet?

Because the sea weed.