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What did the lobster say when he saw the mermaid?

Gotta lay off the sea-weed.

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What did the agnostic, dyslexic insomniac do?

Lay awake in bed wondering if there really is a dog.

Why did the chicken cross the road half way?

He wanted to lay it on the line!

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What did you expect for $10?

Lobsters

How does a lobster answer the phone?

Shello

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What did the lobster say when he saw the mermaid?

Gotta lay off the sea-weed.

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Gotta go fast

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What did the mermaid do last Saturday night?

She went out with the tide.

Why do mermaids wear sea shells?

Because D-shells are too big and B-shells are too small.

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Why was the beach wet?

Because the sea-weed.

Why did the sand dune blush?

Because the sea weed