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What did the lobster say when he saw the mermaid?

Gotta lay off the sea-weed.

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What's brown, black and blue and lays at the bottom of a ditch?

A brunette that's told one too many blonde jokes.

Why didn't the guitarist get laid?

Because he had bad pickups

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Why don't lobsters ever share anything?

Because they're shellfish

Why was the lobster upset?

Because he found out his friends thought he was a little crabby!

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What does a bug say when it accidentally breaks its exoskeleton?

You gotta be chitin me!

What did one dairy cow say to another?

Got milk

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How does a mermaid give birth?

By sea-section!

What did the mermaid wear for good luck on her math test?

Her *algaebra*.

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Why did the sand scream?

Because the sea weed. ha.

What do fish in Jamaica smoke?

Sea-Weed. I'll show myself the door.