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What did the lobster say when he saw the mermaid?

Gotta lay off the sea-weed.

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What does a man and a linoleum floor have in common?

If you lay 'em right, you can walk on them for 20 years.

What do you call a guy with no arms &amp no legs laying in a pile of leaves?

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You're two shellfish.

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She blows him out of the water

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What did the lobster say when he saw the mermaid?

Gotta lay off the sea-weed.

Why did the sand dune blush?

Because the sea weed