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What did the lobster say when he saw the mermaid?

Gotta lay off the sea-weed.

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He lays awake and wonders if there really is a dog.

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You gotta be chitin me!

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Because the sea weed. ha.

What did the lobster say when he saw the mermaid?

Gotta lay off the sea-weed.