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What did the lobster say when he saw the mermaid?

Gotta lay off the sea-weed.

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What did the chicken say before laying an egg?

Yahoo. There goes my baby.

What's the difference between an egg and Elliot Rodger?

An egg gets laid before it cracks.

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What did the lobster say when he saw the mermaid?

Gotta lay off the sea-weed.

Why was the lobster arrested?

Because he was always pinching things.

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What did the lobster say when he saw the mermaid?

Gotta lay off the sea-weed.

What did Sonic the Hedgehog say during Ramadan?

Gotta go fast!

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Why did the mermaid cover her breasts with seashells?

She outgrew her B shells.

Why do mermaids wear seashell bras?

Because "B" shells are to small and "D" shells are too big.

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Why was the beach wet?

Because the sea-weed.

What did the lobster say when he saw the mermaid?

Gotta lay off the sea-weed.