Why is the beach wet?

Cause the seaweed

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Where'd I drop my waffle?

At the beach in San Diego.

What did the ocean say to the beach?

Thanks for all the sediment.

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Why is NATO afraid of Russia?

Cause Russia's been Putin them on notice. Just thought of this.

Why can't T-rex's clap?

Cause they're dead.

Seaweed Jokes More Seaweed Jokes

Why was the sand wet?

Because the seaweed.

What did the seaweed say when it was in trouble?

Kelp me!