Why is the beach wet?

Cause the seaweed

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Beach Jokes More Beach Jokes

What does a lion at the beach have in common with Christmas?

They both have Sandy Claws.

What city would you be in if you dropped your waffle on the beach?

Sandy ego.

Cause Jokes More Cause Jokes

Why do graveyards have fences?

Cause everyone's dying to get in!

Why is it warmer near the corners of a room?

Cause they're at 90 degrees.

Seaweed Jokes More Seaweed Jokes

Why did the crab jump out of the water?

Because the SeaWeed..

Why do some fish always look high?

Because of all the seaweed.