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Why is the beach wet?

Cause the seaweed

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Beach Jokes More Beach Jokes

What does a man with two left feet wear to the beach?

Flip-Flips.

What do you do after you make a rough castle on the beach?

You sand it!

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How do you know that William Wallace is normally distributed?

Cause he has infinite degrees of FREEEEEDOM!!!

Why did so many people support the colonist protest of tea?

Cause everyone wanted'a "boo" tea!

Seaweed Jokes More Seaweed Jokes

What does a mermaid stoner smoke?

Seaweed.

Why do some fish always look high?

Because of all the seaweed.