What did the mermaid do last Saturday night?

She went out with the tide.

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Tide Jokes More Tide Jokes

Why did the chicken cross the beach?

To get to the other tide

Why did the shrimp cross the road?

To get to the other tide.

Night Jokes More Night Jokes

What do you call a person who sleeps next to dead bodies at night?

Morgue Attendant

What animal has more lives than a cat?

A frog. It croaks every night.

Mermaid Jokes More Mermaid Jokes

Why do mermaids put their things on top of clams?

Because clams are shelf-ish.

How do mermaids give birth?

Via Sea-Section

Saturday Jokes More Saturday Jokes

What do you get if you have strep throat on Friday?

Saturday Night Fever.

How do you make a blonde laugh on Saturday?

Tell her a joke on Wednesday!