What did the mermaid do last Saturday night?

She went out with the tide.

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Tide Jokes More Tide Jokes

Why do people wash their clothes in Tide?

Because it's too cold out tide.

Why do I wash my clothes in TIDE?

Because it's too cold out-tide.

Night Jokes More Night Jokes

What did Abe Lincoln say after a night of drinking?

I set WHO free?

Where were you on the night of the 5th?

Dealing drugs." "Louder for the tape " leans in "Healing pugs. I'm a pug vet."

Mermaid Jokes More Mermaid Jokes

Where do mermaids go to see movies?

The dive-in

Why do mermaids wear seashell bras?

Because "B" shells are to small and "D" shells are too big.

Saturday Jokes More Saturday Jokes

Why are Saturday and Sunday strong?

Because all the other days are week days.

Why do brunettes know so many blonde jokes?

Gives 'em something to do on Saturday night!