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What did the mermaid do last Saturday night?

She went out with the tide.

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Tide Jokes More Tide Jokes

Why did the Eskimo wash his clothes in tide?

Because it was too cold out tide.

Why did the chicken cross the beach?

To get to the other tide

Night Jokes More Night Jokes

What do you call it when a sheep sells his wool for money?

Cashearing! (Joke I made up last night at work, so be gentle with me)

When do the leaves begin to turn?

The night before a test.

Mermaid Jokes More Mermaid Jokes

Why do mermaids wear seashells for bras?

Because a and b shells are too small.

How does a mermaid give birth?

By sea-section!

Saturday Jokes More Saturday Jokes

How do you make a blonde laugh on Saturday?

Tell her a joke on Wednesday!

Why are Saturday and Sunday strong?

Because all the other days are week days.