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What did the mermaid do last Saturday night?

She went out with the tide.

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Tide Jokes More Tide Jokes

Why do Eskimos wash their clothes in Tide?

Because it's too cold outtide

What does a sailor use to clean his clothes?

Tide

Night Jokes More Night Jokes

Why do raindrops like lightning at night?

So they can see where they are going

What do bored frogs do on a Friday night?

They go Bar Hopping!...

Mermaid Jokes More Mermaid Jokes

What's the downside to dating a Mermaid?

Her clam smells like fish!

Why should you never dogfight mermaids?

They're masters in Arielle combat

Saturday Jokes More Saturday Jokes

Why does Saturday stink?

Because it has a turd in it.

What are the 7 Irish drinking holidays?

Sunday, Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday.