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What did the mermaid do last Saturday night?

She went out with the tide.

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Tide Jokes More Tide Jokes

Why did the whale cross the road?

To get to the other tide.

Why do Eskimos wash in Tide?

Because it's too cold to wash out Tide

Night Jokes More Night Jokes

Why did the leper chase the leopard?

Because she wanted the D. (I dreamed this joke last night. Not bad for a dream joke.)

What do you call a bunch of tractors parked in front of a McDonald's on Friday night in Wisconsin?

Prom night.

Mermaid Jokes More Mermaid Jokes

Why does Ariel the Mermaid wear seashells?

She grew out of her B - shells!

How does a mermaid give birth?

By sea-section!

Saturday Jokes More Saturday Jokes

What are the strongest days of the week?

Saturday and Sunday. The rest are weekdays.

What do pirates do on Saturdays?

They go to Y'arrgggghhh sales.