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What do you feed a disappearing cat?

Evaporated milk

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What's the difference between a large pepperoni pizza and an Art History degree?

The pizza can feed a family of four.

How to you tell a naval officer from and RAF officer on an aircraft carrier?

The naval officer is trying to feed bread to the helicopters!

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What are you thinking of?

He says: "Nothing." and disappears.

Where did the tornado go?

Me: Don't worry. It's gone. 6: To where Me: It just disappeared 6: Isn't that a little bit fishy

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What do you feed an invisible cat?

Evaporated milk.

What do you get from an invisible cow?

Evaporated milk!