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What do you feed a disappearing cat?

Evaporated milk

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When should you feed milk to a baby elephant?

When it's a baby elephant!

Why did the rancher get out of the hemp-fed beef market?

The steaks were too high.

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How do you make one girl disappear?

Just add a G and now she's gone.

What's it called when you commission someone to make an animated image for your girlfriend but he pockets the money and disappears?

A gf gif gift grift

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What do you feed a disappearing cat?

Evaporated milk

What do you feed an invisible cat?

Evaporated milk.