What do you feed a disappearing cat?

Evaporated milk

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Why did the mother feed her newborn lamb?

Because it's baby food.

What do you get if you cross a centipede and a chicken?

Enough drumsticks to feed an army!

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How do you make one girl disappear?

Just add a G and now she's gone.

How do you cure a headache?

Put your head through a window and the pane will just disappear!

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What do you get from an invisible cow?

Evaporated milk!

What do you feed an invisible cat?

Evaporated milk.