What does an insomniac, agnostic, dyslexic spend most of his time doing?

Staying up all night wondering if there really is a dog.

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

Why did they give a megaphone to the dog who couldn't climb a tree?

Because he couldn't bark

Why did it have to be the dog?

I have the hubby insured for $1.5 million.

Time Jokes More Time Jokes

What time do monkeys poop?

Tree turdy.

What does an agnostic, dyslexic insomniac spend his time doing?

Staying up all night wondering if there really is a dog.

Spend Jokes More Spend Jokes

What's the difference between my GoPro and my girlfriend?

I wouldn't spend hours looking for my girlfriend at a ski resort if I lost her on the mountain.

What's Lisbeth's twin sister's name who enjoys spending time on the internet?

Elizabeth.

Stay Jokes More Stay Jokes

How my girlfriend stay's thin. Wanna know how my girlfriend stays thin?

She burns most of her calories jumping to conclusions.

What does a dyslexic agnostic insomniac do?

Stays up all night pondering the existence of a dog

Night Jokes More Night Jokes

What does an agnostic man with insomnia and dyslexia do in his free time?

He stays awake all night wondering if there's a Dog.

What did the fisherman and his girlfriend do last night?

Net fish and krill

Wonder Jokes More Wonder Jokes

What does an agnostic... dyslexic insomniac do at night?

He lays awake and wonders if there really is a dog.

Why is Hodor's real name Wylis?

Because everyone wonders what he's talkin' bout.