What do you get when you cross a philosopher, an insomniac and a dyslexic?

A guy who stays up all night wondering if there's a dog. Infinite Jest, by DFW

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How do you keep your dog young for longer?

Keep them stored in some quality pupperware!

What do you get if you play a C&amp?

W song backwards? Your wife back, your house back, your car back, and your dog back.

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Why did the medium cross the road?

To get to the other side.

Why didn't the toilet paper cross the road?

It didn't want to get stuck in any cracks.

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What do you call a guy in a lot of debt?

Owen.

What happens when a guy from Finland dies?

He is finnished. Ha ha ha. God I am so depressed.

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How do Catholic Church priests stay healthy?

They exorcise.

Why can't astronauts stay in a long term relationship?

They need space.

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What do you get when you cross a philosopher, an insomniac and a dyslexic?

A guy who stays up all night wondering if there's a dog. Infinite Jest, by DFW

How many philosophers does it take to change a lightbulb?

Well it depends on what you mean by change.

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What do you get when you cross an agnostic, insomniac and a dyslexic?

Someone who lies awake at night if there really is a dog.

What will the results of the next election be?

No one knows! The results were stolen from the Politburo just last night!

Wonder Jokes More Wonder Jokes

When you see geese flying to warmer a climate ever wonder why one side of the V is longer?

It's because that side has more geese.

What do you get...... when you cross an insomniac, a dyslexic, and and agnostic?

Answer(/s "Someone who lays awake all night wondering if there really is a dog")

Infinite Jest Jokes More Infinite Jest Jokes

What do you get when you cross a philosopher, an insomniac and a dyslexic?

A guy who stays up all night wondering if there's a dog. Infinite Jest, by DFW

What do you get when you cross an insomniac, an unwilling agnostic, and a dyslexic?

Somebody who stays up all night torturing himself mentally over the question whether or not theres a dog.

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What do you get when you cross an insomniac, dyslexic, and an agnostic?

Someone who stays up all night wondering if there really is a dog.

What do you get when you cross an insomniac, dyslexic, and agnostic?

Someone who stays up wondering if there is a dog.

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What do you get when you cross an agnostic, an insomniac, and a dyslexic?

Someone who stays up all night wondering if there is a dog.

What do you get if you cross an insomniac, an agnostic, and a dyslexic?

A person who stays up all night wondering if there is a dog.