What did the agnostic, dyslexic insomniac do?

Lay awake in bed wondering if there really is a dog.

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What do Philadelphia Eagles fans do after they win the superbowl?

Turn of madden and go to bed. (I'm an eagles fan)

What type of cheese lives under your bed?

Muenster.

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Why did the dog go to the hospital?

He was feeling ruff.

What does it mean to be an Agnostic with insomnia and dyslexia?

You stay up all night wondering if there is a dog.

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What is the difference between an egg and a redditor?

Eggs get laid at least once.

Why put a baseball bat up when you can just lay it down on a stair in the middle of the stairway?

What could go wrong " My son apparently

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What does an agnostic... dyslexic insomniac do at night?

He lays awake and wonders if there really is a dog.

What does a dyslexic, agnostic, insomniac spend most of his time doing?

Staying up all night wondering if there really is a dog.

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What did the agnostic, dyslexic insomniac do?

Lay awake in bed wondering if there really is a dog.

What does an agnostic, dyslexic insomniac spend his time doing?

Staying up all night wondering if there really is a dog.