What does an insomniac, agnostic, dyslexic spend most of his time doing?

Staying up all night wondering if there really is a dog.

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How can you tell a dog from a tomato?

The tomato is red.

What kind of dog did the sad cantaloupe get?

A melon collie!

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What does Reddit and Dating have in common?

It wastes your time and you walk away with either tears or a slight chuckle.

What pick-up line works 100% of the time?

Does this smell like chloroform to you

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What's the difference between my GoPro and my girlfriend?

I wouldn't spend hours looking for my girlfriend at a ski resort if I lost her on the mountain.

What do you get when you spend all afternoon replying to your anonymous feedback on Corpell Anonymous Box?

Corpell tunnel syndrome

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What did the Chinese fisherman say to his at-risk son?

Stay on the junk, and you'll go far.

What did the sorting hat say to the quadriplegic?

Stay here, I'll just go on ahead.

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What do you get when you cross an insomniac, a dyslexic, and an agnostic?

Some guy sitting up all night wondering if there really is a dog

What does a robot do at the end of one night stand?

He falls off

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What do you get when you cross an insomniac with an agnostic and a dyslexic?

A person who stays up at night, wondering if there's a dog.

What do you call a insomniac dyslexic agnostic?

A person who stays up all night wondering if there is a dog!