Lay awake in bed wondering if there really is a dog.
To see how long he slept for.
Amp;nbsp; A mute, crippled insomniac
Because she thought her children were all going to the dogs.
14, maybe 15, but only if the plates... 'run around a lot!'
Pick up lines
Spot. What do you call a dog who lays on a golf course Ruff. What do you call a dog who just got run over Rhody.
What everything looks like.
Who gives a cluck (I wonder if the moderators will censor this joke merely on the grounds that it is categorically terrible)
He lays awake and wonders if there really is a dog.