What does an insomniac, agnostic, dyslexic spend most of his time doing?

Staying up all night wondering if there really is a dog.

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

Which dog looks like a cat?

A police dog in disguise.

What's the difference between a fox and a dog?

About 7 beers.

Time Jokes More Time Jokes

What do you do with the time saved?

Me: *tying my dogs shoes* Sorry, what

What did the Ocean say to the Beach?

Nothing, it just waved... Prolly my favorite joke of all time, maybe ever.

Spend Jokes More Spend Jokes

What's the difference between a golf ball and a G spot?

A man will spend 20 minutes looking for a golf ball.

Why do some writers have a hard time graphing equations?

Because they spend too much time with the x-position

Stay Jokes More Stay Jokes

Where do black people stay when they visit Alaska?

A nigloo

What advice would you give to a fish?

Stay in school and keep up with current affairs.

Night Jokes More Night Jokes

What is the difference between a hormone and an enzyme?

I didn't make an enzyme last night.

What kind of company is a 24 hours hamburger joint?

Fry-by-night!

Wonder Jokes More Wonder Jokes

What did the agnostic, dyslexic insomniac do?

Lay awake in bed wondering if there really is a dog.

How many chickens does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Who gives a cluck (I wonder if the moderators will censor this joke merely on the grounds that it is categorically terrible)