What's the difference between a fox and a dog?

About 7 beers.

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What's the difference between a steampunk bike and a regular bike?

On a steampunk bike the gears don't do anything.

What's the difference between the calendar and you?

A calendar has a date on Valentine's day.

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Which dog looks like a cat?

A police dog in disguise.

What does an insomniac, agnostic, dyslexic spend most of his time doing?

Staying up all night wondering if there really is a dog.

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Why does 7 make 6 nervous?

7 is his plus one, but she's bigger than he is.

What u call a black woman with 7 abortions?

Crimefighter

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What can turn a fox into an elephant?

A marriage certificate.

What do you call a Honry Micheal J Fox?

A Viberator