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How do you turn a Fox into a Pit Bull?

Marry her!

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What did the egg say when it got turned up?

Om-lit

How do you turn a washing machine into a snowblower?

Give her a shovel.

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Why couldn't the melon couple run off and get married?

Because they can't elope.

Why did the chicken marry the crocodile?

Because Croc-a-doodle-doo is a good family name.

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How do you turn a Fox into a Pit Bull?

Marry her!

What animal runs around happily with 5 legs?

A pit bull in a kindergarten

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What's the difference between a fox and a dog?

About 7 beers.

What's the difference between a dog and a fox?

About 20 beers!!