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How do you turn a Fox into a Pit Bull?

Marry her!

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Why did the invisible man turn down the job?

He couldn't see himself doing the work

How do you turn a dishwasher into a snowblower?

Give her a shovel.

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What do cows do after they get married?

They go on their honeymoooooon!

Why didn't the melons get married?

Because they cantaloupe...

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What do you get when you cross a border collie with a pit bull?

A dog that is smart enough to bury the bodies.

How do you turn a Fox into a Pit Bull?

Marry her!

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How do you turn a fox into a cow?

Marry it

What is the difference between a dog and a fox?

About 5 drinks