How do you turn a Fox into a Pit Bull?

Marry her!

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What's faster, the speed of thought or the speed of light?

Neither, it's diarrhea. Before you could think about it or even turn the lights on, you've already shat yourself.

What does a Pirate say when he turns 80?

Ayyyeeeee mmmaattteeeyyy.

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Where did you marry?

HIM: Maui ME: Oh, sowwy! Where did you mawwy her

What do you call a woman who marries an old ugly and poor man?

Stupid!

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What has 5 legs and a big grin?

Pit-bull in kids sandpit

What animal runs around happily with 5 legs?

A pit bull in a kindergarten

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How do you turn a fox into a cow?

Marry it

Whats the difference between a dog and a fox?

About 8 pints