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How do you turn a Fox into a Pit Bull?

Marry her!

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How does a yoga instructor turn down an invite?

Namaste home tonight.

How do you turn a duck into a popular soul singer?

Stick it in microwave and turn it on until it's Bill Withers.

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Whats the only fruit that can't run away to get married??

A Cantaloupe.

Why doesn't the melon get married?

Because it cantaloupe.

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What animal has 5 legs?

A pit bull coming back from the playground.

How do you turn a Fox into a Pit Bull?

Marry her!

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How do you turn a fox into a cow?

Marry it

How do you turn a fox into a whale?

Marry her.