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How do you turn a Fox into a Pit Bull?

Marry her!

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Why do dogs turn around three times before lying down?

One good turn deserves another.

What did the IT guy say to his wife after she complained about their love life?

Did you try turning me off and on again?

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Why couldn't the watermelon get married in Vegas?

Because his fiancee is a cantaloupe!

What candy do you give your wife before you get married?

Pre-nup brittle.

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What animal has 5 legs?

A pit bull coming back from the playground.

What has 4 legs and 1 arm?

A pit bull.

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What can turn a fox into an elephant?

A marriage certificate.

What about Fox News?

They haven't shown a fox in months. (Craig Ferguson)