How do you turn a fox into a cow?

Marry it

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What happened?

Me: I turned 13....

Why was the monster standing on his head?

He was turning things over in his mind.

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What do cows wear when they're vacationing in Hawaii?

Moo moos

Why didn't the cow want to go skydiving?

The steaks were too high.

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What type of fruit is impossible to marry?

Cantaloupe

How did Einstein prove you can break the law of relativity?

He married his cousin.

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What's the difference between a fox and a pig?

About six drinks

What's the difference between a dog and a fox?

About 20 beers!!