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How do you turn a fox into a cow?

Marry it

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What happens when a pirate turns 60?

He joins AARP

What's the M0D's name before they're triggered; turning into a furious, putrid, lump of blubber?

Bruce Banner

Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

What has four legs and goes 'Boo'?

A cow with a cold.

What do you call a cow stable in Egypt?

A Mubarack

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What's the best day of the week to marry your gaming console?

Wednesday

How do you get an anorexic to gain 25 pounds?

Marry her.

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How do you turn a fox into an elephant?

Marry it.

How do you turn a Fox into a Pit Bull?

Marry her!