What do you get when you cross a border collie with a pit bull?

A dog that is smart enough to bury the bodies.

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What dog is a cousin to the Dalmatian?

A spot-weiler!

How do you make a dog go meow?

Freeze it and run it through a bandsaw. MEEEOWW!!

Bury Jokes More Bury Jokes

Why was George Washington buried on Mount Vernon?

Because he was dead!

Why is it illegal for a man living in North Carolina to be buried in South Carolina?

Because he's alive.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why didn't Jesus cross the road?

Because you can't cross a road when your nailed to a cross

What do you get if you cross an apple with a shellfish?

A crab apple!

Body Jokes More Body Jokes

What do you love most my natural beauty or my body?

Wife: Your sense of humor.

Why did the hotel manager refuse to rent his rooms out to people?

He needed places to hide the bodies.

Pit Bull Jokes More Pit Bull Jokes

What do you get when you cross a border collie with a pit bull?

A dog that is smart enough to bury the bodies.

What has 4 legs and 1 arm?

A pit bull.

Border Collie Jokes More Border Collie Jokes

What do you get when you cross a border collie with a pit bull?

A dog that is smart enough to bury the bodies.

What does Arizona name Colorado?

Border Collie