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What do you get when you cross a border collie with a pit bull?

A dog that is smart enough to bury the bodies.

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What do you get if you mix up together an agnostic, a dyslexic and an insomniac?

A guy who is up all night wondering if there is a dog.

What do you call a submissive who likes to bark like a dog?

A subwoofer.

Bury Jokes More Bury Jokes

How many bodies do you have buried there?

My attempts at small talk.

What did the little kid do with the dead battery?

He buried it.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a jelly?

The collie wobbles!

Why did the chicken cross the road, roll in the mud, and crossed the road again?

Because he was a dirty double-crosser!

Body Jokes More Body Jokes

Which part of your body shuts down last when you die?

The eyes, cause they di-late.

What do you call a man with no arms and legs that falls into a body of water?

Bob.

Pit Bull Jokes More Pit Bull Jokes

What animal has 5 legs?

A pit bull coming back from the playground.

What has 5 legs and a big grin?

Pit-bull in kids sandpit

Border Collie Jokes More Border Collie Jokes

What do you get when you cross a border collie with a pit bull?

A dog that is smart enough to bury the bodies.

What does Arizona name Colorado?

Border Collie