What do you get when you cross a border collie with a pit bull?

A dog that is smart enough to bury the bodies.

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

Why is a dog so warm in Summer?

He wears a coat and pants.

What do you call a dog wearing headphones?

Ear bud

Bury Jokes More Bury Jokes

Why do they bury lawyers 20 feet deep?

Because deep down, they're good people. Thanks Saul.

What do you call a waffle that's been buried in sand?

Sandiego

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get if you cross a Green Lantern, a car and an atheist?

Willing suspension of disbelief.

What do you get when you cross a Jehovah's Witness with a Unitarian?

Someone who knocks on your door at 6 a.m. for no reason.

Body Jokes More Body Jokes

What do you call it when a video game character gets hair on his body?

Q*berty. (my kids wrote this!)

What do you call a body in a morgue which hasn't been viewed by anyone yet?

Remains to be seen.

Pit Bull Jokes More Pit Bull Jokes

What animal has 5 legs?

A pit bull coming back from the playground.

What animal runs around happily with 5 legs?

A pit bull in a kindergarten

Border Collie Jokes More Border Collie Jokes

What does Arizona name Colorado?

Border Collie

What do you get when you cross a border collie with a pit bull?

A dog that is smart enough to bury the bodies.