What do you get when you cross a border collie with a pit bull?

A dog that is smart enough to bury the bodies.

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What does an insomniac, philosopher, atheist, dyslexic do at night?

Lay awake, contemplating the existence of Dog.

How is she now?

She's fine. But the dog died.

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Why did the little girl bury her flashlight?

Her batteries were dead.

What do pirates say when they find buried treasure?

Thanks for the gold!

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Why did the chicken nugget cross the road?

To see the chicken strip!!!

What do you get when you cross Captain America with The Incredible Hulk?

A star-spangled banner

Body Jokes More Body Jokes

What body part is long, hard, bendable, and contains the letters p, e, n, i, s?

Spine

How many bodies do you have buried there?

My attempts at small talk.

Pit Bull Jokes More Pit Bull Jokes

What do you get when you cross a border collie with a pit bull?

A dog that is smart enough to bury the bodies.

What animal runs around happily with 5 legs?

A pit bull in a kindergarten

Border Collie Jokes More Border Collie Jokes

What do you get when you cross a border collie with a pit bull?

A dog that is smart enough to bury the bodies.

What does Arizona name Colorado?

Border Collie