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What do you get when you cross a border collie with a pit bull?

A dog that is smart enough to bury the bodies.

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What kind of dog is the quietest?

A "shhh"nauzer

Where does a dog go to buy shoes?

Reebark

Bury Jokes More Bury Jokes

Why did they bury the Scottish man on the West side of the hill?

Because he was dead

Why do you bury lawyers 20 feet deep?

Because deep down they're good people

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why did the squirrel cross the road on the telephone wire?

To be on the safe side!

What do you get when you cross a mad cow and an angry sheep?

An animal in a very baaaaaaad mooooooood

Body Jokes More Body Jokes

What's the difference between Mexicans and Jesus?

Jesus didn't have tattoos of Mexicans all over body

Why did the Face of Bo go to the party by himself?

Because he had no body to go with.

Pit Bull Jokes More Pit Bull Jokes

What animal runs around happily with 5 legs?

A pit bull in a kindergarten

What has 4 legs and 1 arm?

A pit bull.

Border Collie Jokes More Border Collie Jokes

What do you get when you cross a border collie with a pit bull?

A dog that is smart enough to bury the bodies.

What does Arizona name Colorado?

Border Collie