What do you get when you cross a border collie with a pit bull?

A dog that is smart enough to bury the bodies.

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

Why don't dogs make good dancers?

Because they have two left feet!

What do you get when you mix an Insomniac a Dyslexic and an Agnostic?

Someone who stays up all night wondering whether or not there is a dog

Bury Jokes More Bury Jokes

What do you call 100 blacks buried up to their necks?

Afroturf.

Why do you want to be buried at sea?

Because my wife says she wants to dance on my grave.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why did Daenerys cross the road?

To be that much closer to crossing the ocean.

What do you get when you cross an oven with a car?

A hot rod. NOTE: When I was about 5, I thought this was the funniest joke on earth.

Body Jokes More Body Jokes

What body part never seems to win?

The feet.

Wheres the best place to hide a body?

Page 2 of google search results

Pit Bull Jokes More Pit Bull Jokes

What animal runs around happily with 5 legs?

A pit bull in a kindergarten

What do you get when you cross a border collie with a pit bull?

A dog that is smart enough to bury the bodies.

Border Collie Jokes More Border Collie Jokes

What do you get when you cross a border collie with a pit bull?

A dog that is smart enough to bury the bodies.

What does Arizona name Colorado?

Border Collie