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What do you get when you cross a border collie with a pit bull?

A dog that is smart enough to bury the bodies.

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What do you get when you mix tea and a dogs name?

A dinosaur! Ha ha get it Tea-rex...

What do you get when you cross a dyslexic, an insomniac, and an agnostic?

Someone who lays awake at night wondering if there is a dog.

Bury Jokes More Bury Jokes

How do you bury a pothead?

Coughin'

Why did the little girl bury her flashlight?

Her batteries were dead.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What did the Iraqi refugee say when he crossed the border?

Iran!

Why doesn't the dinosaur cross the road anymore?

Because their eggs stink. (They're extinct)

Body Jokes More Body Jokes

What's the difference between Mexicans and Jesus?

Jesus didn't have tattoos of Mexicans all over body

How the hell did you get a body like that?

He asked. "Thanks," I said, "That's very flattering." He said, "Not really mate."

Pit Bull Jokes More Pit Bull Jokes

What animal has 5 legs?

A pit bull coming back from the playground.

What has 5 legs and a big grin?

Pit-bull in kids sandpit

Border Collie Jokes More Border Collie Jokes

What does Arizona name Colorado?

Border Collie

What do you get when you cross a border collie with a pit bull?

A dog that is smart enough to bury the bodies.