What do you get when Hulk holds the American Flag?

The Star Spangled Banner!

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How many politicians does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

You hold the lightbulb and every politician screws you!

How many US Congress members does it take to change a lightbulb?

Only one. They just hold it still and wait for the world to revolve around them.

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What is The Hulk's favorite fruit?

Avocado.

What do you get when you dress The Hulk in Captain America's clothes?

A Star-Spangled Banner.

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What side of the American flag are the stars on?

Both sides. Came from my FIL on this Memorial Day.

Why is it OK to wash an American flag in hot water?

Because these colors don't run.

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What do you get when you dress The Hulk in Captain America's clothes?

A Star-Spangled Banner.

What is a mixture of Hulk and Captain America called?

Star-Spangled Banner.