What do you get when you cross Captain America with The Incredible Hulk?

A star-spangled banner

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What do you get when you cross dancing and an act of god?

Deus Ex Macarena

What do you get if you cross Bossy with a vampire?

Dracowla!

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What does the Incredible Hulk bring to the Avenger's Thanksgiving meal?

Smashed potatoes.

What has 72 teeth and can hold back the Incredible Hulk?

My zipper.

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What happens to Captain America when he dies?

He goes to the Evans

What would Captain America be called if he fought in Vietnam?

You weren't there man

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What do you call a star-spangled pubic wig?

A'merkin

What do you get when you cross Captain America with The Incredible Hulk?

A star-spangled banner