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What do you get when you cross Captain America and The Hulk?

A Star-Spangled Banner.

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What happens if you cross an Ape with an octopus?

You get a fur coat with lots of sleeves!

What do you get when you cross an orthodontist and a secret agent?

It's confi-dental

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How did The Hulk feel after trying to lift Mjolnir?

He felt Thor.

How did The Hulk's mind blow?

Somebody threw a bone very far and Hulk yelled "HULK GET IT! HEY WAIT."

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Why wasn't there a Captain America movie tie in videogame?

Because every time one bug was fixed, 2 more appeared.

What do you get when you cross Captain America and The Hulk?

A Star-Spangled Banner.

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What is a mixture of Hulk and Captain America called?

Star-Spangled Banner.

What do you get when Hulk holds the American Flag?

The Star Spangled Banner!