Thanks for the gold!
Because my wife says she wants to dance on my grave.
Because X Marx the spot.
Not enough cement
Fruit of the tomb
Because deep down they're really nice people.
Because he's alive.
Because deep down they're all actually good people.
To indicate where the treasure is buried.
They BURy it
Sandiego
Because he was dead!
Can we just bury this?
They both want to bury their bone.
A dog that is smart enough to bury the bodies.
Because deep down they're good people.
His tribesman said "ISIL is approaching, and they're coming for Yazidis."
My attempts at small talk.
Me, genuinely, earlier today. Wife said no.
Because you can't bury them in trees!
Her batteries were dead.
Coughin'
He died.
Because deep down, they're good people. Thanks Saul.
Me: You mean after I die, right
Because deep down, they're good people.
The man was a corpse being buried forever.
Because you can't bury them in the sky!
He buried it.
Because he's Haydn!
Pete.
Hmm No risk do both.
Because he was dead.
Because deep down they're good people
Because deep down they are really nice.
Because he was dead
Because they're still alive.
Not enough cement EDIT: Okay thanks for pointing out that I messed up the wording but the joke is supposed to be the funny part
By remixing it.
Belgium waffles crumble in the hands of German.
Herr Kutz (This was funnier when I was half asleep this morning)
Arrr
Scissor me timbers!
Your research funding suspended and a severe reprimand from the ethics committee.
The chicken crossed it.
Aarrrrrrr Kelly!
Al Caprawn!
Russia kept Stalin it
Thanks for the handy cap.
Because he only had Forints!
Check his/her pulse. (bitter at the workplace)
Well..it's not hard
