Thanks for the gold!
Because my wife says she wants to dance on my grave.
Because X Marx the spot.
Not enough cement
Fruit of the tomb
Because deep down they're really nice people.
Because deep down they're real nice
Because deep down they're really good people.
Because he's alive.
Because deep down they're all actually good people.
To indicate where the treasure is buried.
They BURy it
Sandiego (The first joke I ever made as a kid)
Because he was dead!
At the end of the day, a stiff gets buried either way.
Can we just bury this?
Afroturf
They both want to bury their bone.
A dog that is smart enough to bury the bodies.
Because deep down they're good people.
His tribesman said "ISIL is approaching, and they're coming for Yazidis."
My attempts at small talk.
Me, genuinely, earlier today. Wife said no.
Because you can't bury them in trees!
Her batteries were dead.
Coughin'
He died.
Because deep down, they're good people. Thanks Saul.
Me: You mean after I die, right
Because deep down, they're good people.
The man was a corpse being buried forever.
Because you can't bury them in the sky!
He buried it.
Because he's Haydn!
Pete.
Hmm No risk do both.
Because he was dead.
Not enough sand.
Because deep down they're good people
Because deep down they are really nice.
Because he was dead
Because they're still alive.
Two, and often from the same person.
IHOP
X-Post from ProgrammerHumor) He used an encrypted key.
HERE LIES FRANKENSTEIN'S MONSTER. MAY HE REST IN PIECES.
Some say he had a foot in the door... and the window... and the wall.
Because if he dragged her around by the feet she would fill up with dirt.
An eggplant.
Stay grounded.
An arrrrrsonist. Thank you. I'll be here all week.
Because they spend years at sea.
Because Joseph was Stalin.
Because in Soviet Russia, Nut Cracks You!
Because it hurts their buccaneers. (Sorry it's lame, I just made it up)
For stealing the booty
