Thanks for the gold!
Because my wife says she wants to dance on my grave.
Because X Marx the spot.
Not enough cement
Fruit of the tomb
Because deep down they're really nice people.
Because deep down they're real nice
Because deep down they're really good people.
Because he's alive.
Because deep down they're all actually good people.
To indicate where the treasure is buried.
They BURy it
Sandiego (The first joke I ever made as a kid)
Because he was dead!
At the end of the day, a stiff gets buried either way.
Can we just bury this?
Afroturf
They both want to bury their bone.
A dog that is smart enough to bury the bodies.
Because deep down they're good people.
His tribesman said "ISIL is approaching, and they're coming for Yazidis."
My attempts at small talk.
Me, genuinely, earlier today. Wife said no.
Because you can't bury them in trees!
Her batteries were dead.
Coughin'
He died.
Because deep down, they're good people. Thanks Saul.
Me: You mean after I die, right
Because deep down, they're good people.
The man was a corpse being buried forever.
Because you can't bury them in the sky!
He buried it.
Because he's Haydn!
Pete.
Hmm No risk do both.
Because he was dead.
Not enough sand.
Because deep down they're good people
Because deep down they are really nice.
Because he was dead
Because they're still alive.
A full set of teeth.
RAMs a make a dance!
Because when they shouted "GET DOWN!" they all started dancing.
So they can get a good grip on the broomstick
Boulangerie.
Because he had no guts.
To show the opossum it could be done.
They needed better anchor management.
Argh it's driving me nuts!
Alien vs. Predator
A pedo file
Pirates.
What Am I Wearing Today
You take the letter "f" out of the word "way" (there's no f in way) *joke works best when the person being asked the question has to think about it for some time and says the phrase themselves without realizing what they said
