What do you call a man who has been dead and buried for thousands of years?

Pete.

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Why didn't the man buy Velcro shoes?

Because they were a rip off

Why couldn't Robin play cricket?

Because he lost his bat, man.

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What did the little kid do with the dead battery?

He buried it.

Why do dogs bury bones in the ground?

Because you can't bury them in the sky!

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Why does it take so long for pirates to learn the alphabet?

Because they can spend years at sea.

What's a North Korean farmer's favorite time of year?

Breakfast.

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How many times do I have to tell you this Mom?

I have thousands of fans who need to know my thoughts. So, no I can't take out the garbage.

What begins with P ends with E and has thousands of letters?

The Post Office

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What do you call a book club that's been stuck on the same book for thousands of years?

Church.

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Church

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What do you call a man who has been dead and buried for thousands of years?

Pete.

What do you call a man under a pile of leaves?

Russell. What do you call a man under a pile of leaves for thousands of years Pete.