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What was the deaf mans favorite song?

The Sound of Silence.

What's the main thing a woman needs to think about when considering a potential boyfriend?

Is this the man I want my kids to spend every second weekend with?

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Why did the little girl bury her flashlight?

Her batteries were dead.

Why did the Kurd bury his music collection?

His tribesman said "ISIL is approaching, and they're coming for Yazidis."

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How many auditors does it take to change a light bulb?

How many did it take last year

How many seconds are there in one year?

12 of them: January 2nd, February 2nd, March 2nd, April 2nd, May 2nd, June 2nd, July 2nd, August 2nd, September 2nd, October 2nd, November 2nd, December 2nd.

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How do you say goodbye to a thousand Japanese people?

A big wave

What do you cal a campsite trampled by thousands of tiny insects?

A gnatural disaster.

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What do you call a man under a pile of leaves?

Russell. What do you call a man under a pile of leaves for thousands of years Pete.

What do you call a book club that's been stuck on the same book for thousands of years?

Church.

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What do you call a man under a pile of leaves?

Russell. What do you call a man under a pile of leaves for thousands of years Pete.

What do you call a man who has been dead and buried for thousands of years?

Pete.