Why is it illegal for a man living in North Carolina to be buried in South Carolina?

Because he's alive.

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What separates man from animal?

The Atlantic Ocean.

How do you separate the men from the boys in Greece?

With a crowbar.

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Where do you want to be buried?

Me: You mean after I die, right

Why are Lawyers buried forty feet deep when they die?

Because deep down they're really nice people.

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Why is it so expensive to live in Ireland?

Cause they keep *Dublin* the taxes.

Why is it really hard to convince Egyptians?

Because they all live in de-Nile...

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Why is it illegal for a man living in North Carolina to be buried in South Carolina?

Because he's alive.

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Why is it illegal for a man living in North Carolina to be buried in South Carolina?

Because he's alive.

What do you get when you put the entire South Carolina cheerleading team in one room?

A full set of teeth.