Why is it illegal for a man living in North Carolina to be buried in South Carolina?

Because he's alive.

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What do you call a man under a pile of leaves?

Russell. What do you call a man under a pile of leaves for thousands of years Pete.

How many "a man walks into a bar" jokes does it take to change a lightbulb?

One, but you can be sure a whole Reddit community will appear to expand the joke, make it funnier and eventually run it into the ground.

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What do you call a waffle that's been buried in sand?

Sandiego

What do a teenage boy and a dog have in common?

They both want to bury their bone.

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Where does Crazy Horse live?

In an unstable.

Where did the engine go after he retired?

To live in a motor home

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Why is it illegal for a man living in North Carolina to be buried in South Carolina?

Because he's alive.

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Why is it illegal for a man living in North Carolina to be buried in South Carolina?

Because he's alive.

What do you get when you put the entire South Carolina cheerleading team in one room?

A full set of teeth.