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Why is it illegal for a man living in North Carolina to be buried in South Carolina?

Because he's alive.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs lying under a pile of leaves?

Russel.

What did the man who invented the bum shaking machine realize when he turned it on?

It twerked.

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Why did the Kurd bury his music collection?

His tribesman said "ISIL is approaching, and they're coming for Yazidis."

What do you get when you cross a border collie with a pit bull?

A dog that is smart enough to bury the bodies.

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Where live the knights of the round bed?

They live in Cameltoe.

What do you call a money lender who lives in the ocean?

A loan shark!

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Why is it illegal for a man living in North Carolina to be buried in South Carolina?

Because he's alive.

What superheroes refuse to fight in North Carolina?

The X-Men

South Carolina Jokes More South Carolina Jokes

Why is it illegal for a man living in North Carolina to be buried in South Carolina?

Because he's alive.

How do you know the toothbrush was invented in South Carolina?

Cause if it was invented anywhere else it'd be called a teethbrush.