Because he's alive.
One man threw a cigarette overboard and the boat became a cigarette lighter.
Tony
Because deep down they're good people.
Because deep down they're all actually good people.
The Mona Lisa is smiling because Chuck Norris let her live.
He made no sense. I tried, I really did.
There are tobacco spit stains on BOTH the doors of his truck.
The X-Men
Cause if it was invented anywhere else it'd be called a teethbrush.
A full set of teeth.
