Why is it illegal for a man living in North Carolina to be buried in South Carolina?

Because he's alive.

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Why do waitresses love serving men in fedoras?

If you're nice to them, their tipping intensifies.

What do you call a man who worships his own scrotum?

Sacrilegious.

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Why do dogs bury bones in the ground?

Because you can't bury them in the sky!

What do you call 25 attorneys buried up their chin in cement?

Not enough cement

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What does a taxidermist do for a living?

Oh you know... stuff...

What's up with all these idiots on TV trying to talk to ghosts?

I don't even wanna talk to the living.

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How can you tell if a good ole boy from North Carolina is married?

There are tobacco spit stains on BOTH the doors of his truck.

What do you call a fraud from North Carolina?

A charlatan!

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Why is it illegal for a man living in North Carolina to be buried in South Carolina?

Because he's alive.

What do you get when you put the entire South Carolina cheerleading team in one room?

A full set of teeth.