North Carolina Jokes

What superheroes refuse to fight in North Carolina?

The X-Men

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How can you tell if a good ole boy from North Carolina is married?

There are tobacco spit stains on BOTH the doors of his truck.

Why is it illegal for a man living in North Carolina to be buried in South Carolina?

Because he's alive.

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Door Jokes More Door Jokes

What's a man's idea of a perfect date?

A woman who answers the door stark naked holding a six pack.

How do you depress a room full of geeks?

Hold the door! I'm a leaf on the wind!

Bury Jokes More Bury Jokes

Why are politicians buried 6 feet under?

Because deep down, they're good people.

Why do dogs bury bones in the ground?

Because you can't bury them in trees!

Truck Jokes More Truck Jokes

How do you tell which truck is the mail truck?

It has huge balls on it. Credit goes to the 70 year old man who just came into my work and made my day.

What do you get when you cross a motorcycle and a truck?

Hit by a car.

X Jokes More X Jokes

What do boys and algebra have in common?

They are both trying to find their X and they don't know Y.

Who invented the equation?

A X-pert

Marry Jokes More Marry Jokes

What does bread do when it wants to get married...?

It e-loaf-es!

Why couldn't Ray Charles see his friends?

Because he was married

Superhero Jokes More Superhero Jokes

What kind of superhero would Caitlyn Jenner be?

An Ex-Man.

What superheroes refuse to fight in North Carolina?

The X-Men

Live Jokes More Live Jokes

What do Michael Jackson and Jimmy Savile have in common?

They touched some many lives

What TV personality lives in your phone?

SIM Card-ashian! (it might help if you say it out loud)

South Carolina Jokes More South Carolina Jokes

Why is it illegal for a man living in North Carolina to be buried in South Carolina?

Because he's alive.

What do you get when you put the entire South Carolina cheerleading team in one room?

A full set of teeth.