The X-Men
There are tobacco spit stains on BOTH the doors of his truck.
Because he's alive.
A woman who answers the door stark naked holding a six pack.
Hold the door! I'm a leaf on the wind!
Because deep down, they're good people.
Because you can't bury them in trees!
It has huge balls on it. Credit goes to the 70 year old man who just came into my work and made my day.
Hit by a car.
They are both trying to find their X and they don't know Y.
A X-pert
It e-loaf-es!
Because he was married
An Ex-Man.
They touched some many lives
SIM Card-ashian! (it might help if you say it out loud)
A full set of teeth.