North Carolina Jokes

Why is it illegal for a man living in North Carolina to be buried in South Carolina?

Because he's alive.

Couple's Daily Question Mug

Couple's Daily Question Mug

You might also enjoy:

X Jokes More X Jokes

How do mathematicians count x-men?

Permutations.

Who invented the equation?

A X-pert

Bury Jokes More Bury Jokes

Why do they bury lawyers 20 feet deep?

Because deep down, they're good people. Thanks Saul.

Where do you want to be buried?

Me: You mean after I die, right

Live Jokes More Live Jokes

Why is santa always so happy?

Because he knows where all the naughty girls live.

What do you call a witch who lives at the beach?

A sandwich.

Door Jokes More Door Jokes

What do you get when you mix a Jehovah's Witness with an Atheist?

Someone who shows up to your door for no reason.

How do diapers work?

Hnng. Aaaaaaaah. Like that. I'll show myself the door.

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs?

Matt

What did the shirt say to the pants zipper?

Your so fly man

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

When you tell Optimus Prime a joke, what do you hear?

Vehicular man's laughter

What did the doctor tell the panda bear after the results of his child's paternity test came back?

I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but the results are a bit grizzly.

Superhero Jokes More Superhero Jokes

What's the difference between Iron Man And Iron Woman?

Iron Man is a superhero, Iron Woman is a command.

What is the difference between Ironman and Ironwoman?

Ironman is a superhero, Ironwoman is a command.

Truck Jokes More Truck Jokes

What do you get if you play a country music song backwards?

You get your wife back. Your house back. Your truck back. Your dog back...

How much does a truck full of bones weigh?

A skeleTon