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Why are politicians buried 6 feet under?

Because deep down, they're good people.

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Bury Jokes More Bury Jokes

Why do they bury Germans 20 meters underground?

Because deep down they are really nice.

What do a teenage boy and a dog have in common?

They both want to bury their bone.

Politician Jokes More Politician Jokes

How can you tell when a politician is lying?

When their lips move

Why I don't joke about politicians?

Because I don't joke about jokes.

6 Foot Jokes More 6 Foot Jokes

What's your heigth and position?

Pilot: Well I'm 6 foot tall and I'm sitting front left.

What has 3 tails 4 trunks and 6 feet?

An elephant with spare parts!el

Good People Jokes More Good People Jokes

Why are lawyers always buried 15 feet deep?

Because deep down they're good people.

Why are politicians buried 6 feet under?

Because deep down, they're good people.