Why are politicians buried 6 feet under?

Because deep down, they're good people.

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Why did Blackbeard cross the road?

To indicate where the treasure is buried.

What do you call a man who has been dead and buried for thousands of years?

Pete.

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What did the RAM stick say to the politician?

I'm PC2!

What do sperm and politicians have in common?

About 1 in every 500 or 600 million have a chance at becoming human.

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What do you call a 6 feet tall circle that recently got his diploma from college?

A Graduated cylinder.

What has 1 hand, 3 legs, 6 feet, and 2 heads?

The finish line at the Boston Marathon.

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Why are politicians buried 6 feet under?

Because deep down, they're good people.

Why do they bury lawyers 20 feet deep?

Because deep down, they're good people. Thanks Saul.