Why are politicians buried 6 feet under?

Because deep down, they're good people.

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Why was Sir Isaac Newton buried at Westminster Abbey?

Because he was dead.

How do you plant dope?

Bury a blonde.

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What do sperm and politicians have in common?

About 1 in every 500 or 600 million have a chance at becoming human.

What did the cannibal make of the politician he just met?

Pork and bologne sammiches.

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What's your heigth and position?

Pilot: Well I'm 6 foot tall and I'm sitting front left.

What has 3 tails 4 trunks and 6 feet?

An elephant with spare parts!el

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Why do they bury lawyers 20 feet deep?

Because deep down, they're good people. Thanks Saul.

Why do you bury lawyers 20 feet deep?

Because deep down they're good people