6 Foot Jokes

What does an elephant keep in his trunk?

6 foot of snot

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Why does the Coast Guard have a 6 foot height requirement?

So when their ship sinks they can walk back to shore.

What do you call a 6 feet tall circle that recently got his diploma from college?

A Graduated cylinder.

Why are politicians buried 6 feet under?

Because deep down, they're good people.

What has 3 tails 4 trunks and 6 feet?

An elephant with spare parts!el

What's your heigth and position?

Pilot: Well I'm 6 foot tall and I'm sitting front left.

What has 1 hand, 3 legs, 6 feet, and 2 heads?

The finish line at the Boston Marathon.

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What's E.T short for?

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How much time do I have left, doctor?

Doctor: 10 Guy: 10 what! 10 days, 10 months, 10 years Doctor: 9...8...7...6...5...

Why was number 6 scared of number 7?

Because 7 8 9!

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What position does the pig play in football?

Loinback.

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They both worry about the position of colons.

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He didn't have any depth perception

Who's there! Anka! Anka who?

Anka the ship!

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I bought all my wife's birthday presents there before she left me.

Why does Britain like tea so much?

Because tea leaves.

Snot Jokes More Snot Jokes

When is a booger not a booger?

When it's snot.

What did the snot say to the nose?

I gotta run.

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What's better than winning the Paralympics?

Having legs!

How did Link win the basketball game for his team?

He used the Hookshot!

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Why does Yoda think 5 is afraid of 7?

Because "6, 7 ate".

What does fast and furious 5 and The Walking Dead have in common?

They both have dead walkers.