6 Foot Jokes

What does an elephant keep in his trunk?

6 foot of snot

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Why does the Coast Guard have a 6 foot height requirement?

So when their ship sinks they can walk back to shore.

What do you call a 6 feet tall circle that recently got his diploma from college?

A Graduated cylinder.

Why are politicians buried 6 feet under?

Because deep down, they're good people.

What has 3 tails 4 trunks and 6 feet?

An elephant with spare parts!el

What's your heigth and position?

Pilot: Well I'm 6 foot tall and I'm sitting front left.

What has 1 hand, 3 legs, 6 feet, and 2 heads?

The finish line at the Boston Marathon.

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What do you call a thief that leaves a trail?

A crummy thief!

What do you call a soda that's really sad?

So Dapressed. I'll leave now.

Win Jokes More Win Jokes

Who would win a battle between an orangutan and a hyena?

I don't know, but we'll find out November 8, 2016.

What's your best mattress joke?

Trying to win a new mattress in a contest and I need a clean mattress joke to win (dumb, I know)

6 Jokes More 6 Jokes

What has 6 eyes but cant see?

3 blind mice.

What's the difference between a 6 month old and a 20 year old?

About 6 garbage bags and 30 gallons of formaldehyde.

Trunk Jokes More Trunk Jokes

Why do elephants have trunks?

Because they've no pockets to put things in!

Why can't Africa have Volkswagen beetles?

Because an elephant will screw anything with a trunk in the front. Thanks to a random guy outside of a 7/11.

Pilot Jokes More Pilot Jokes

Who's there? Knock Knock. Who's there? Knock Knock KNOCK KNOCK. Who is there?

The pilot.

Why does the news keep telling people the pilot was depressed?

Does any of this really matter...

Crossfit Jokes More Crossfit Jokes

Why was Jesus I such good shape?

Crossfit. Why did the Romans hate Jesus so much? He wouldn't shut up about crossfit.

What's the difference between CrossFit and a cult?

A torn ACL

Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

Why do girls always walk around in odd numbered groups?

Because they can't even.

What is the difference between Batman and a black guy?

Batman can walk into a store without Robin

Ship Jokes More Ship Jokes

What is a sea monster's favorite meal?

Fish and Ships

Why does hiring a ship illegally always cost $3.14?

Because theyre pi rates.