6 Foot Jokes

What does an elephant keep in his trunk?

6 foot of snot

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Why does the Coast Guard have a 6 foot height requirement?

So when their ship sinks they can walk back to shore.

What do you call a 6 feet tall circle that recently got his diploma from college?

A Graduated cylinder.

Why are politicians buried 6 feet under?

Because deep down, they're good people.

What has 3 tails 4 trunks and 6 feet?

An elephant with spare parts!el

What's your heigth and position?

Pilot: Well I'm 6 foot tall and I'm sitting front left.

What has 1 hand, 3 legs, 6 feet, and 2 heads?

The finish line at the Boston Marathon.

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How do you know if there’s an elephant under your bed?

Your head hits the ceiling!

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You remove his slippers and open the door. You put him inside. You close the door and take the slippers away.

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Why does the Coast Guard have a 6 foot height requirement?

So when their ship sinks they can walk back to shore.

Why couldn't the Coast Guard save the hippie?

Because he was wayyy far out man.

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What do you feel when there's no coffee left?

Depresso

Why did Helen Keller fire her maid?

Cuz she left the plunger in the toilet. - Jackie Martling

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What about a Walking Dead situation where she's a zombie?

Then I can bang other chicks

What walks on eight legs until the age of one, four legs until the age of twenty, and two legs after?

The Weasley twins

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What do computer programmers and aged-care nurses have in common?

They both worry about the position of colons.

What position does the pig play in football?

Loinback.

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Whats the hardest part of watching an Orphanage burn?

Not getting hard.

Whats the hardest part of cooking a potato?

Signing the legal guardian paperwork

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What do sea monsters have for dinner?

Fish and ships.

What did Captain Cook say to his men just before they got back in the ship?

Get back in the ship, men!