6 Foot Jokes

What does an elephant keep in his trunk?

6 foot of snot

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Why does the Coast Guard have a 6 foot height requirement?

So when their ship sinks they can walk back to shore.

What do you call a 6 feet tall circle that recently got his diploma from college?

A Graduated cylinder.

Why are politicians buried 6 feet under?

Because deep down, they're good people.

What has 3 tails 4 trunks and 6 feet?

An elephant with spare parts!el

What's your heigth and position?

Pilot: Well I'm 6 foot tall and I'm sitting front left.

What has 1 hand, 3 legs, 6 feet, and 2 heads?

The finish line at the Boston Marathon.

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Shore Jokes More Shore Jokes

What did the ocean say to the shore?

Nothing, it just waved.

What did one ocean say to the other ocean?

Nothing! They just WAVED. SEA what I did there? I'm SHORE you did. Let MINNOW if you are not getting it. SHELL I continue?? No?.. I guess I'll stop WHALE I'm ahead. Thanks ladies and gentlefish

Leave Jokes More Leave Jokes

Why did the sheriff arrest the tree?

Because its leaves rustled.

How do you know the girl from Jaws had dandruff?

She left her Head &amp Shoulders on the beach

5 Jokes More 5 Jokes

What's the hardest part about being a vegan?

Waking up at 5 am to milk the almonds.

Where do you see yourself in 5 lives?

Dalai Lama job interview)

Position Jokes More Position Jokes

How do you find Illuminati's secret hideout?

You triangulate their position!

What do computer programmers and aged-care nurses have in common?

They both worry about the position of colons.

Pilot Jokes More Pilot Jokes

How do you find the pilot at a party?

He'll tell you.

How can you tell if there is a pilot in the room?

He will tell you.

Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

What do you call a dog that can walk on its hind legs all the time?

A human.

Why do cows never walk out of horror movies?

They're able to stomach a lot.

6 Jokes More 6 Jokes

When is a 2 literally a 6?

When it has metaphor.

What's in an Irish 7 course meal?

A 6 pack and a potato.

Hard Jokes More Hard Jokes

What's the hardest part about being a vegan?

Waking up at 5 am to milk the almonds.

What is the hardest part of a vegetable?

The wheelchair. sorry