What has 5 teeth and 60 eyes?

A bus full of old people

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Bus Jokes More Bus Jokes

How do you get 50 Pikachus on a bus?

Poke 'em on.

When should I reach the bus station if the bus leaves at 1530 hrs?

Before 15:30...

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What has eight arms and an IQ of 60?

Four guys watching a football game.

How you're feeling now?

Patient: I'm feeling lonely with chill girl and 60 other persons

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What is up with 1, 3, 5, 7, 9?

I can't even...

What do you call 5 people sitting In two rows?

Tetris

Old People Jokes More Old People Jokes

Why do old people read the Bible so much?

I asked my grandad the other day "why do old people read the Bible so much?" He replied "cause we're cramming for finals"

Why don't old people like tennis?

There's too much racket