What has 5 teeth and 60 eyes?

A bus full of old people

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Bus Jokes More Bus Jokes

Why did the boy drop his ice cream cone?

He got hit by a bus!

Why couldn't stevie wonder drive the bus?

There's no steering wheel in the back of the bus.

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What did they start calling Kim Jong Un after he shed 60 kgs in weight?

Kim Jong Un what you thought it was Slim Jong Un? Sorry but you are not allowed to make puns on your supreme leader's name in North Korea

How you're feeling now?

Patient: I'm feeling lonely with chill girl and 60 other persons

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What's your least favorite race?

I personally can't stand 5K's

Why are we here?

Me: Philosophers still don't know 5: No, why are we HERE Wife: Your dad is lost and won't ask for directions

Old People Jokes More Old People Jokes

Why do old people prefer to live in one story houses?

There close to the ground.

What do old people always keep in their back pocket?

Depends.