Why didn't the lifeguard save the hippy?

He was too far out, man.

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What can save a dying blonde?

Hair transplants.

Who gets saved?

America

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Why couldn't the lifeguard save the hippie?

He was too far out, man.

What do you get when you cross a computer with a lifeguard?

A screensaver.