Why couldn't the Coast Guard save the hippie?

Because he was wayyy far out man.

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What letter should you avoid?

The letter A because it makes men mean.

What do you call man with.. What do you call man with a rucksack on his back and salt and pepper on his head?

A seasoned traveller.

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Why couldn't the Coast Guard save the hippie?

Because he was wayyy far out man.

Why does the Coast Guard have a 6 foot height requirement?

So when their ship sinks they can walk back to shore.