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Why couldn't the Coast Guard save the hippie?

Because he was wayyy far out man.

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What do a man and a rubix cube have in common?

The longer you play with them, the harder they get.

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Why does the Coast Guard have a 6 foot height requirement?

So when their ship sinks they can walk back to shore.

Why couldn't the Coast Guard save the hippie?

Because he was wayyy far out man.