Snot Jokes

What does an elephant keep in his trunk?

6 foot of snot

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When is a booger not a booger?

When it's snot.

What did the snot say to the nose?

I gotta run.

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The stand-up chameleon.

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Why couldn't the teddy bear smell?

Because his nose was stuffed

What does a man with a cow under his nose have?

A moostache (That was udderly terrible)

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What does an elephant keep in his trunk?

6 foot of snot

What has 1 hand, 3 legs, 6 feet, and 2 heads?

The finish line at the Boston Marathon.

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Why can't an elephant ride a bicycle?

Because he doesn't have a thumb to ring the bell.

What do you call a cross between an elephant and a rhinoceros?

Elephino

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What kind of cheese do you use to entice a bear down from a tree?

Camembert!

What do you get when you scare a tree?

Petrified wood.

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Who loves you more, your wife or your dog?

Lock them both in the trunk of your car for an hour. Guess who is happy to see you when you open the trunk

Why were the elephants kicked out of the pool?

Because they kept dropping their trunks....

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What did the booger say to the finger?

Pick on someone your own size.

Why are sloths so green?

Because they can't move fast enough to flick a booger

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Where would an eccentric beverage go if it wanted to watch married couplesfight and read high quality humor columns?

To the Drink Quirks Wed Fight.

Why are librarians so lonely?

They're always by them shelves Just wanted to see if that library joke checked out Sorry for all the library jokes, I'll put them on hold