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Snot Jokes

What does an elephant keep in his trunk?

6 foot of snot

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When is a booger not a booger?

When it's snot.

What did the snot say to the nose?

I gotta run.

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Booger Jokes More Booger Jokes

When is a booger not a booger?

When it's snot.

What did the booger say to the finger?

Pick on someone your own size.

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

When is the month when the most trees fall?

Sep-timber

What do you call a tree that you can fit in your hand?

A PALM TREE!!!

Want Jokes More Want Jokes

Why didn't Count Dracula get married?

He wanted to remain a bat-chelor.

What did David Bowie want for Christmas?

Carrie Fisher.

Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

Stuck

When do elephants have eight feet?

When there are two of them.

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

What did the midget get when he ran under the strippers legs?

A flap in the face.

Why can't an orphan play baseball?

Because he can't run home

Trunk Jokes More Trunk Jokes

What does an elephant keep in his trunk?

6 foot of snot

What is gray, has a trunk, and big ears?

A mouse going on vacation.

Funniest Jokes More Funniest Jokes

How many didn't?

Ten. (Shame this one doesn't work too well for reddit - the funniest part of this joke is the third punchline enjoying people struggle to understand what the hell you're talking about.)

How do you order a bill in Australian restaurant?

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Nose Jokes More Nose Jokes

What is the name of the guy with no body and no nose?

Nobody knows.

How did the blonde burn her nose?

Bobbing for French fries.