Snot Jokes

What does an elephant keep in his trunk?

6 foot of snot

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When is a booger not a booger?

When it's snot.

What did the snot say to the nose?

I gotta run.

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How did he get from Afghanistan to Iraq?

Iran (He ran). Thought of this when looking at the world map, sorry that it's terrible.

What do you call tree sap that won't stop running?

Forest gunk.

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Who was the funniest Communist?

Roflmao

How do you order a bill in Australian restaurant?

Cheque, mate! --- Maybe not the funniest buy posting because: My. My own. My precious...

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Why can't geometry teachers tell good jokes?

They go off on tangents.

How can you tell when Mitt Romney is lying?

His mouth is moving.

6 Foot Jokes More 6 Foot Jokes

What has 3 tails 4 trunks and 6 feet?

An elephant with spare parts!el

What has 1 hand, 3 legs, 6 feet, and 2 heads?

The finish line at the Boston Marathon.

Trunk Jokes More Trunk Jokes

What is gray, has a trunk, and big ears?

A mouse going on vacation.

Where do elephants keep their luggage?

In their trunk!

Booger Jokes More Booger Jokes

What did the booger say to the finger?

Pick on someone your own size.

Why are sloths so green?

Because they can't move fast enough to flick a booger

Hang Jokes More Hang Jokes

Why don't you want to hang out with a dude from Chicago?

Because 'Illinois you!

What do you do when your suicidal friend asks for a hi-five?

You leave him hanging....

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

Why does a dinosaur climb a tree?

To get in his nest.

What did the tree say to the mountain?

Stop peaking at me.