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Snot Jokes

What does an elephant keep in his trunk?

6 foot of snot

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When is a booger not a booger?

When it's snot.

What did the snot say to the nose?

I gotta run.

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Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

What did the bat say to the other bat when he almost flew into a tree?

Whoa did you hear that?

Why are branches attached to trees?

Because they stick

Want Jokes More Want Jokes

Whats the difference between an in-law and an outlaw?

One of them is actually wanted!

Why did Serj Tankian cross the road?

Because he wanted to...

Nose Jokes More Nose Jokes

What do you find in an empty nose?

Fingerprints.

Who the clown use as his clown horn?

Who nose

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

What do you do when you see a Flock of Seagulls?

You run. You run so far away.

What department do you not want to end up at in a corporation run by cannibals?

Human Resources.

6 Foot Jokes More 6 Foot Jokes

Why does the Coast Guard have a 6 foot height requirement?

So when their ship sinks they can walk back to shore.

What do you call a 6 feet tall circle that recently got his diploma from college?

A Graduated cylinder.

Booger Jokes More Booger Jokes

When is a booger not a booger?

When it's snot.

Why are sloths so green?

Because they can't move fast enough to flick a booger

Funniest Jokes More Funniest Jokes

How many didn't?

Ten. (Shame this one doesn't work too well for reddit - the funniest part of this joke is the third punchline enjoying people struggle to understand what the hell you're talking about.)

What is the funniest two legged lizard?

The stand-up chameleon.

Hang Jokes More Hang Jokes

What did the hat say to the scarf?

You hang around here while I go on ahead.

Where does a zookeeper hang his laundry?

On a clothes lion.