Snot Jokes

What does an elephant keep in his trunk?

6 foot of snot

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When is a booger not a booger?

When it's snot.

What did the snot say to the nose?

I gotta run.

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Booger Jokes More Booger Jokes

When is booger not a booger?

When it('s not).

What do you call a booger that you've been squishing for awhile?

Boograr

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

What does the tree says in autumn?

Leaf me alone.

What do you call a man in a tree with a briefcase?

A branch manager.

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

What did the policeman say when he was told about the large pothole?

I'll look into it.

What did carbon yell at gold while trying to get his attention?

A! U!!! If it doesn't make sense tell it so someone out loud. Pretty sure this is my first original joke

Want Jokes More Want Jokes

Why did the elephant paint himself with different colours?

Because he wanted to hide in the colouring box!

What do we want?

Race car noises. When do we want them? Neoooooooooooooooooooooow

6 Foot Jokes More 6 Foot Jokes

Why does the Coast Guard have a 6 foot height requirement?

So when their ship sinks they can walk back to shore.

Why are politicians buried 6 feet under?

Because deep down, they're good people.

Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

What's the difference between and elephant and a mail box?

I don't know. I hope you're not allowed to take the mail out to the mail box.

What was an elephant doing on the freeway?

About 5 miles per hour.

Hang Jokes More Hang Jokes

What's black and white stinks and hangs from a line?

A drip dry skunk.

What do you get hanging from Apple trees?

Sore arms.

Nose Jokes More Nose Jokes

Why do aardvarks make undesirable neighbors?

Because they always have their noses in other people's business!

How do nursing babies blow their noses?

With breast tissue.