Snot Jokes

What does an elephant keep in his trunk?

6 foot of snot

I've Got a Whole Latte Jokes

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When is a booger not a booger?

When it's snot.

What did the snot say to the nose?

I gotta run.

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Who do fish listen to when they want to hear some dubstep?

Krillex.

Why didn't the grizzly wear any shoes?

He wanted to go bear foot.

Nose Jokes More Nose Jokes

What do you find in an empty nose?

Fingerprints.

What did the snot say to the nose?

I gotta run.

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

Why did the chicken end up in the soup?

Because it ran out of cluck!

What did the chopped wood say to the tree?

Run!

Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

What do you call a group of elephants?

A pack o'derms

What do you call a rhinoceros crossed with an elephant?

El' if I know.

Funniest Jokes More Funniest Jokes

Who was the funniest Communist?

Roflmao

What's the funniest part of a boxing joke?

You'd think it'd be the punchline, but apparently it's funnier when the person feints...

6 Foot Jokes More 6 Foot Jokes

What has 3 tails 4 trunks and 6 feet?

An elephant with spare parts!el

What does an elephant keep in his trunk?

6 foot of snot

Hang Jokes More Hang Jokes

Why is an executioner a terrible high-fiver?

He always leaves you hanging

Why are spiders so unproductive?

Because they hang out on the web all day!

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

How do you catch a squirrel?

Climb a tree and act like a nut.

Why do trees have so many friends?

They branch out