6 foot of snot
When it's snot.
I gotta run.
Whoa did you hear that?
Because they stick
One of them is actually wanted!
Because he wanted to...
Fingerprints.
Who nose
You run. You run so far away.
Human Resources.
So when their ship sinks they can walk back to shore.
A Graduated cylinder.
Because they can't move fast enough to flick a booger
Ten. (Shame this one doesn't work too well for reddit - the funniest part of this joke is the third punchline enjoying people struggle to understand what the hell you're talking about.)
The stand-up chameleon.
You hang around here while I go on ahead.
On a clothes lion.