Snot Jokes

What does an elephant keep in his trunk?

6 foot of snot

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When is a booger not a booger?

When it's snot.

What did the snot say to the nose?

I gotta run.

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Hang Jokes More Hang Jokes

Where does a zookeeper hang his laundry?

On a clothes lion.

What do you call the folks who hang around the musicians at conservatories?

Violists.

Want Jokes More Want Jokes

What do you call a deaf Pokémon go player walking into traffic?

Anything you want they're not going to hear you.

When's the best time to take your doberman pinscher for a walk?

Anytime he wants to go.

Trunk Jokes More Trunk Jokes

How many contortionists fit in the trunk of a regular sedan?

Depends on the size of the pieces.

Why did the elephants get kicked out of the public pool?

THEY KEPT DROPPING THEIR TRUNKS!

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

How can you tell if a blonde has been using the computer?

There's whiteout on the screen.

How many suh boys does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None, its already lit fam. I cannot take credit for this due to being told this joke by a freind. He was in fact lit af.

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

Why doesn't Mexico ever do well in the Olympics?

Because every Mexican that can run, jump, or swim is already in America.

What did the Tin Man say when he got run over by a steamroller?

Curses! Foil again!

Booger Jokes More Booger Jokes

When is booger not a booger?

When it('s not).

What did the booger say to the finger?

Pick on someone your own size.

Nose Jokes More Nose Jokes

Why did the monster take his nose apart?

To see what made it run.

What do get when a ghost picks his nose?

Boooooogers!

Funniest Jokes More Funniest Jokes

How do you order a bill in Australian restaurant?

Cheque, mate! --- Maybe not the funniest buy posting because: My. My own. My precious...

Who was the funniest Communist?

Roflmao