How many contortionists fit in the trunk of a regular sedan?

Depends on the size of the pieces.

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Piece Jokes More Piece Jokes

What do you call a piece of pasta that doesn't have any friends?

Cannelonely!

What do you call an Irish girl sitting on a hot griddle holding a piece of cheese?

A paddy melt!!

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What does grandma's crotch smell like?

Depends

What do the cristae of the mitochondria and the Mexican border have in common?

Depending what you're charged with can really effect how easily you're getting across.

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How many people does it take to screw in a light?

Two, but I don't know how they'll fit inside the bulb

How many homeless guys does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Only 2, but I have no idea how you're gonna fit both of them inside a lightbulb.

Trunk Jokes More Trunk Jokes

What does a tree do when he's going on a vacation?

He packs his trunk and leaves. I should go back to studying now. K bye.

How can you tell elephants love to travel?

They are always packing their trunk!

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How do hens always know what size your egg cup is?

They don't but all eggs always fit.

How do you make a blonde's brain the size of a pea?

Inflate it.

Contortionist Jokes More Contortionist Jokes

Why are contortionists always angry?

Their work usually has them pretty bent out of shape.

How many contortionists fit in the trunk of a regular sedan?

Depends on the size of the pieces.