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How many contortionists fit in the trunk of a regular sedan?

Depends on the size of the pieces.

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Piece Jokes More Piece Jokes

Why did the vulture have to check some luggage at the gate?

It was only allowed one piece of carrion.

Why did a footballer take a piece of rope onto the pitch?

He was the skipper!

Depend Jokes More Depend Jokes

What do you call a person who wears adult diapers?

Ehh, it depends.

What's the difference between shame and pride?

It depends on where I draw the line.

Fit Jokes More Fit Jokes

Dad, can you put my shoes on?

I don't think they'll fit me.

How many Portuguese people can fit on a scooter?

A Brazilian

Trunk Jokes More Trunk Jokes

Why did the elephant turn around in the airport and go home?

He forgot to pack his trunk.

Why can't elephants go skinny dipping?

They can't get their trunks off...

Size Jokes More Size Jokes

How many contortionists fit in the trunk of a regular sedan?

Depends on the size of the pieces.

What did all of the birds do to the bird that couldn't fly?

They ostrich-sized him

Contortionist Jokes More Contortionist Jokes

Why are contortionists always angry?

Their work usually has them pretty bent out of shape.

How many contortionists fit in the trunk of a regular sedan?

Depends on the size of the pieces.