How many contortionists fit in the trunk of a regular sedan?

Depends on the size of the pieces.

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What goes, "Pieces of Nine, Pieces of Nine"?

A parroty error

What do you call a chicken with a piece of lettuce in it's eye?

Chicken caesar salad.

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Where do senior citizens often go to the restroom?

Depends.

What's an old woman taste like?

Depends...

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Why didn't the blondes go to the movies on one buck night?

They couldn't fit a deer into the car.

How many gnomes does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Just the two, really. Or as many as will fit, if theyre feeling frisky.

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What do an elephant and a Porsche 911 have in common?

They both have their trunks in the front.

Why are Trees never invited to a formal dinner?

They only wear Trunks.

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Why is the blonde's brain the size of a pea in the morning?

It swells at night.

Why do moths fly with their legs spread?

Have you ever seen the size of mothballs?

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How many contortionists fit in the trunk of a regular sedan?

Depends on the size of the pieces.

Why are contortionists always angry?

Their work usually has them pretty bent out of shape.