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What do you call a chicken looking at lettuce?

Chicken sees a salad.

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Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

What do you call a clan for chickens?

Coo clucks clan

Why did the chicken get into so much trouble?

Because of its fowl language.

Look Jokes More Look Jokes

What has everyone been doing at Apple since the problems with the iPhone 6 started?

Looking for Jobs.

What do a racist and an apple have in common?

They both look good hanging from a tree

Lettuce Jokes More Lettuce Jokes

Why did the lettuce get arrested?

For disturbing the peas!

What did the veggies say, as they sat down for supper?

Lettuce, pray.

Salad Jokes More Salad Jokes

What kind of lizard goes into salad?

A Salad-Mander!

What is Shaun Morgan's favorite food?

Seether salad