What do you call a chicken looking at lettuce?

Chicken sees a salad.

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What did the fast food employee do when he decided to quit?

He chicken tendered his resignation.

Why did the chicken cross the bridge?

To get away from the Turkey coop.

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Why does your face look like a donut?

Me 30 minutes into dieting

Why was the tallest man in the world troubled?

Because he had no one to look up to.

Lettuce Jokes More Lettuce Jokes

How do you win the vegetable race?

You need to get ahead of lettuce

What do you call an epileptic covered in lettuce?

A seizure salad.

Salad Jokes More Salad Jokes

What happened when the chef found a daddy long legs in the salad?

It became a daddy short legs!

What did the salad say as it was thrown into jail?

Lettuce Go!