Why is Oliver North like Kraang?

They both love using the shredder.

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What do bad writers use to pick up hot pans?

Plot Holders.

What did the 80 grit sandpaper say to the 36 grit sandpaper?

You're a little rougher than I'm used to, but I'll grit and bear it. I'm sorry, that joke was a little rough ;D

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What's the difference between Biggie Smalls and your mom?

Biggie loves it when you call him Big Poppa, while your mom just loves it when you call.

What do you call 2 metalheads falling in love?

A match maiden heaven

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How does a turtle grate cheese?

Shredder

Who is the best guitarist in the entire Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles universe?

Shredder.