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Why is Oliver North like Kraang?

They both love using the shredder.

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What's 18 inches long and never gets used?

Leonardo DiCaprio's acceptance speech.

Why do we always ran out of toothpicks?

Nanny: I don't know maam. I always return it after using.

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Why does Sia live in a low-rent apartment?

She loves cheap bills

Who do people hate and love but is really hot and goes to beach everyday?

Sun of a beach

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How does a turtle grate cheese?

Shredder

Who is the best guitarist in the entire Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles universe?

Shredder.