What did one piece of bread say to the sad piece of bread?

Its going to be all rye.

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Why were all the girls looking at the piece of paper?

Because it was ripped.

What do you call the piece of plastic behind the windshield in an Iraqi car?

A Daeshboard

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Why did the plane crash?

Because the pilot was a loaf of bread! Now he's toast

What do you call a bread that catches a cold?

Flu-catcher bread

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How does Matthew McConaughey like his sandwiches?

On rye on rye on rye.

What did one piece of bread say to the sad piece of bread?

Its going to be all rye.