What did one piece of bread say to the sad piece of bread?

Its going to be all rye.

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Piece Jokes More Piece Jokes

How do you get a 300 pound woman into bed?

Piece of cake

What did the pianist do when someone smashed his piano?

He played many more pieces.

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What do you call a baby seal between two slices of bread?

A clubbed sandwich

What did the toaster say to the bread?

I want you inside me.

Rye Jokes More Rye Jokes

How do you call a Pokmon GO player in a rye field?

The Catcher in the Rye.

How does Matthew McConaughey like his sandwiches?

On rye on rye on rye.