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What did one piece of bread say to the sad piece of bread?

Its going to be all rye.

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Piece Jokes More Piece Jokes

How many contortionists fit in the trunk of a regular sedan?

Depends on the size of the pieces.

Why didn't the piece of paper move out of the way when a car came speeding towards it?

Because it was stationary.

Bread Jokes More Bread Jokes

What is the most racist type of bread?

A biguette

What do you get when you plant a loaf of bread?

A bakery.

Rye Jokes More Rye Jokes

What 2 books do white American boys enjoy reading on their way to school?

The Catcher in the Rye and Cooking For Dummies.

What kind of bread always goes wrong?

A rye