What did one piece of bread say to the sad piece of bread?

Its going to be all rye.

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What do you say when a robot explodes into pieces?

Rest in pieces.

What did the snake say when he was offered a piece of cheese for dinner?

Thank you I'll just have a slither.

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Why did the pilot crash the plane?

Because he was a slice of bread

Why should've Christians chosen farts over bread?

It's more fun to break wind

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What is Matthew McConaughey favorite bread?

All rye all rye

How does Matthew McConaughey like his sandwiches?

On rye on rye on rye.