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What did one piece of bread say to the sad piece of bread?

Its going to be all rye.

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Piece Jokes More Piece Jokes

Why couldn't the band director pick a piece in 4/4 time?

It's too common

How do you get a 300 pound woman into bed?

Piece of cake

Bread Jokes More Bread Jokes

Why did the airplane crash?

The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why should've Christians chosen farts over bread?

It's more fun to break wind

Rye Jokes More Rye Jokes

How does Matthew McConaughey like his sandwiches?

On rye on rye on rye.

What kind of bread always goes wrong?

A rye