What did one piece of bread say to the sad piece of bread?

Its going to be all rye.

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Who's there! Ankansas! Ankansas who?

Ankansas though any piece of wood!

Want to hear a joke about a piece of paper?

Never mind...it's tearable

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Why did the plane crash into the ocean?

The pilot was a loaf of bread

What service do you get if you sleep in a bakery?

Bread and Bakedfast!

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What's a baker's biggest fear?

Something going a-rye while they're raisin' bread.

What is matthew mcconaughey favorite bread?

All rye all rye