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How do you know if somebody does crossfit?

They are probably in better shape than you.

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Why is Pizza Hut listed as your emergency contact?

Me: Because if things ever get crazy, they'll know where to find me.

When I was a little boy I asked my mum 'how many is a couple?

She replied 'oh, two or three' Now I know why her marriage didn't last long

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What did the triangle need to do before he could get a loan?

He needed somebody to cosine.

What sound do dogs make?

3-year-old: Woof woof. Me: Horses 3: Neigh. Me: Pigs 3: Sizzle sizzle. Somebody understands bacon.

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What's the difference between CrossFit and a cult?

A torn ACL

What did Jesus do to lose weight?

Crossfit